25 days ago1 point(+0/-0/+1Score on mirror)1 child
I sleepwalk so it is dangerous for me to do so. I carry mace and a knife. I just had to use it on a boomer Thursday who I also had to use it on the week prior. Now hew has an assault charge after getting maced once. and he prevented me from leaving so it is also a false imprisonment charge.
The funniest part is my dad treats these issues professionally. I've tried to kick him out of bed and punched him in the face one night after we switched bedrooms so my parents' room would be across the hall from my sister's room after she was put on a CPAP machine. His very first client for this line of work murdered his wife and claimed he was sleepwalking - he was unsuccessful as his test results showed no such behavior and he had no known documented cases of doing such.
I think the worst was when I tried to cook potatoes and left the stove on. Luckily the row house didn't catch fire... because the pilot light went out and the vaulted ceilings downstairs trapped all the gas which fortunately did not ignite.
I think the worst was when I tried to cook potatoes and left the stove on. Luckily the row house didn't catch fire... because the pilot light went out and the vaulted ceilings downstairs trapped all the gas which fortunately did not ignite.