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'There have been some doubts about my sexuality. The truth is that I am a proud homosexual man. I will always love gayness up the anus from my migrant boyfriend, to whom I will soon be married. I love elections and erections, I love migrants and cock, I love migrant cock. My motto is: "If I give you an erection, help me win the election!"

People have accused me of being anti-immigration. In most respects, I stand guilty as charged. I do not want women to immigrate to Australia, for I do not want competition for cock. I do not want heterosexual, homophobic men to immigrate to Australia, because I fear that they will persecute the LGBT community.

However, there is one sense in which I am wholly innocent of this charge: I want homosexual male migrants, and I want them in great abundance. I am extremely pro-immigration insofar as homosexual male migrants are concerned. Consequently, it could only be said of me that I am contextually anti-immigration.

In sum, my political agenda is infinity gay migrant cock. This is a leading agenda of the Australian political Right, and I intend to pursue it, to deliver it to you, in full. My haters will accuse me of being 'Far-Right', 'Hard-Right', 'Radical-Right', or 'Extreme-Right'. I am guilty as charged: I will go very far, radically, to great extremes, in pursuit of infinity hard gay migrant cock.

My haters at *The Guardian* and other Left-Wing rags accuse me of being a 'Right-Wing nut-job'. They are correct. To the gay men among them, I say: 'Give me a job and I will give you a nut.'

But you Left-Wing soyboy Guardianistas out there won't do that, because you can't handle a *real* homosexual man, who likes topping, who likes being dominant. Instead, you will ask of me the inverse... as though any real homosexual man would ever pull little soyboy dicks. Cry harder to your Prime Minister, AnAl, you Left-Wing soy cucks.

That is all. Thank you to all those who have attended my maiden speech. You will hear about me and my pursuit of gay migrant cock on a regular basis very soon.'

— Jason Virgo
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