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When you pay attention, you realize Hollywood is really just a place where jews live out there fantasies which often involves fucking White women and acting like some super smart guru who knows everything.

> I thought it over and decided it was a pretty good deal. College credits, no homework, no term papers, no tests,

lazy jewish behavior.

> all I had to do was help out in a second/third grade class at Hillside Elementary School. Besides helping out in a classroom,

always with the kids.

> I also became the Noontime Supervisor, or "Louis the Yard Teacher" as I was known to the kids. It became my favorite college class, and a life changing experience.

and of course you found a way to leave the classroom and engage in physical play time with children.

[clearly a fucking child molester](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny%27s_in_the_Basement)

> Sachar graduated from UC Berkeley in 1976 with a degree in economics

Fuckin' figures.

My headcanon: The White version of this film is the movie Hoot.

In that story the holes have owls in them, and a group of Aryan chadlets save the owls from being holocausted by a globohomo corporation. The White boy gets the White girl and all live happily ever after.

I remember watching a movie of this that made zero sense, as a kid. It started sigorney weaver and that "you can do it!" guy actor. There was some stupid plot about onions and they dug random holes for treasure.

I hope the book had some semblance of a coherent plot line. Don't waste your time on the movie. It was stupid.