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Someone told me that a raccoon was digging up their flowers on their porch, and they were very upset. They put a lot of time and money into planting these flowers themselves.

So I said well, i can humanely catch the raccoon and relocate it to your neighbor's property. Or i can offer you a more final solution. We kill the raccoon with my trusty trap here. But we have to be careful because Karens will report us to animal control and send the sheriff's office and threaten to fine me or even up to 30 days jail for animal cruelty. So I can select a place in your yard not visible from the property line.

Which do you prefer?

They always choose the Final Solution.

48 hours later the trap was full and i emptied some pellets into coon brain.

I believe in a world-wide pogrom.

A hunt for jewry, for sport.

Every. Last. One.