Commander of Border Patrol: Commander in Chief, reporting to duty sir. Ready to forcefully remove 100 million illegal aliens now.
Commander in Chief ZOGnald Trump: well wait. Only the violent felons. Not the ones who committed misdemeanor crimes, or who didnt show up to court. And not the ones that work in hotels. I own beautiful hotels. And not the ones that work on farms, or for factories, or in construction, or house cleaning, or landscaping, or the businesses that lazy boomer kikes run with illegal alien labor. In other words keep 99% of them here. Americans can't build batteries, that's why we need more koreans. And we need 300,000 chinese students in our colleges which i've agreed to.
*Commander of Border Patrol fired*
*Bimbo ice queen with face injections promoted instead*
Commander in Chief ZOGnald Trump: well wait. Only the violent felons. Not the ones who committed misdemeanor crimes, or who didnt show up to court. And not the ones that work in hotels. I own beautiful hotels. And not the ones that work on farms, or for factories, or in construction, or house cleaning, or landscaping, or the businesses that lazy boomer kikes run with illegal alien labor. In other words keep 99% of them here. Americans can't build batteries, that's why we need more koreans. And we need 300,000 chinese students in our colleges which i've agreed to.
*Commander of Border Patrol fired*
*Bimbo ice queen with face injections promoted instead*