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Got cockroaches, rats, leeches or other petulant creatures bothering you?
Want all those worthless, slimy, filthy little fuckers gone and wiped out, for good this time?
Last guy didn't quite get the job done, almost like he wasn't even actually trying?
Despite everyone absolutely insisting that he really was, for the last 80-odd years or so?
Feeling helpless, like all you can do is look around at the infestation, wondering how *your* house even got this bad?
Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Call 1-800-TEE-K-DEE!

We'll send every last one of those worthless little insects right back down to all the false idols they worship!
We won't waste your time blabbering on about some phony advanced, intricate fumigation practices.
That wouldn't even make any sense anyway when you think about it, now would it?

That's 1-800-TEE-K-DEE!

Call now!
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8 comments:
fourleaved on scored.co
13 hours ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
Total Kritter Death and Total Nuisance Death are the kinds of extermination services I would hire
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
15 hours ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
Zyklon B, the miracle chemical that eliminates all plague bearing pests
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
9 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
**Zyklon B Is An Insecticide Used To Kill Lice Which Were Carriers of Deadly Typhus Disease In 1930's. Lying Dumb Jews Should Be Grateful For Being Deloused Of Lice By Generous Germans. Instead, Dirty Goblin Jews Lie And Claim They Were Being Gassed To Death. #HoloHoax #LyingJews** https://scored.co/c/ConsumeProduct/p/17sOeNlqcr/zyklon-b-is-an-insecticide-used-/c
steele2 on scored.co
14 hours ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Mark Levin seems sad.

Perhaps he needs a huge tray of home baked cookie?

Pop them all in the oven.

**You have been permanently banned from The Donald.**
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
8 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Well if you had a high pitched nasal voice that sounded like you just had a hysterectomy performed and you were an ugly short bald headed goblin degenerate inbred kike jew maybe you'd be a little sad or angry at God too?
Kaizen on scored.co
13 hours ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Sounds like a great career to be a part of. My body is ready, where may I apply?
FrensInLowPlaces on scored.co
14 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Sprinkle some diatomaceous earth. It solves 90% of the bug issues
RamboDrivesALambo on scored.co
7 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
But did you go to art school?
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