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First girl I ever fucked was Jewish. I'm not sure what evil plans you think she had, besides getting As and taking 17-year-old cock.

Her mom was recently divorced and working two retail jobs to keep the house. This gave me a lot more time to fuck her daughter. I don't think she was off building space lasers on the moon, either.

Her dad was a drunk, living in one of those shitty apartments that's exclusively for divorced men. Not quite shabby enough to be a crackhouse, but too sad for even college students. That guy was way more interested in dissolving his liver than in, I don't know, baby-eating rituals.

I had a Jewish friend on the debate team. He was a short little guy with a great sense of humor. Now he's a short little bald divorce attorney with a great sense of humor. I haven't talked to him in a while, but I'm pretty confident he has no plans to replace your potential descendants with imported niggers. He just wants to win cases and spend money.

At the university I became friends with another Jewish woman. I didn't date her because I was married at the time. Definitely would have, though. She told me about this story where she got drunk in a Tahoe dive bar on a Tuesday afternoon and hung out with this random guy all afternoon and said rando turned out to be Buckethead. Then she was a pole dancer for a while. Then she was a hardcore Burner for a while. Then she got married and now I think she mostly paints.

I seriously wonder if anyone on this forum has ever met a Jew.