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Been putting on a little weight lately, had some vacation time, barbeques, found some good restaurants (incl. a sushi place that serves real wasabi). Lots of stress and long hours at work had me drinking sugary energy drinks. I noticed I hit 200 lbs which is where I start feeling a bit of a pudge. About 175 is where I'm comfortable for my height.

Guys, I started a great diet. It's called "just stop being a fat cunt by not eating it's that easy".

As of last Sunday (when I began the diet) the scale read 202.6. Right now it's 196.1.

So far in the last six days I've eaten:

- 10 eggs (two servings of which had a bunch of jalapenos and onion in it).
- A couple handfuls of shredded cheese on said eggs (probably about 4oz worth).
- One large salmon fillet with about half a cup of white rice (nooo not my hecking carbarinos!)
- One fist-and-a-half sized chicken breast with broccoli, pan-seared, with dickloads of reaper sauce because chicken is disgusting.
- One 12 oz New York strip and one baked potato.
- Three pickles, snap peas and carrots (these functionally have no calories and are just a bit of an appetite curber for when I'm feeling peckish during the day).
- A 90 calorie bag of gummie bears.

That's it. That's seriously it. I also started drinking my coffee black.

Tonight I was going to eat a bigass T-bone but I ate 3 of those 10 eggs instead because I'm simply not hungry. That and some snap peas is all I've eaten today.


I don't feel hungry, and haven't. I still have more than enough energy for the gym. I feel absolutely fine. I drink lots of water, so that missing weight isn't water weight or anything.

Okay so

# **Why do hamplanets act like this is so hard?**

Like you just don't eat bro it's that fucking easy. What dumb nigger can't not eat?
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13 comments:
Cazarosta on scored.co
2 years ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Calories in, calories out. Eat enough proteins to maintain muscle mass. Lift heavy weights to ensure you keep muscle mass. That it.
PraiseBeToScience on scored.co
2 years ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Another thought occurred. Weight loss is faster the heavier you are. The slightest reduction in calories and fatlords will see pounds just casually slip away. You'd think that would be motivating for those mudgut fudgecakes. Dieting is hard when you're trying to lose those last handful of extra pounds of adipose because that shit is stubborn.
SFAM1A on scored.co
2 years ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Yeah, that's what I did too. Lost 60 lbs (went from 230 to 170) by not eating lunch for a year. Still ate desserts and still consumed junk food/soda occasionally.
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PurestEvil on scored.co
2 years ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
> It's called "just stop being a fat cunt by not eating it's that easy".

That's a good method. I recommend cutting away carbohydrates like bread, potatoes, noodles - the stuff that is mostly just a filler with a low nutrient value. Eat vegetables and meat. I heard eating only meat is also viable, but it's apparently a bit more "extreme." I am not sure about cheese, but milk is probably good.

> A 90 calorie bag of gummie bears.

Injecting heroin straight into your veins may be more healthy than eating gummy bears. Your biggest enemy is sugar in general.

Don't buy the "you have to eat 3 times a day" propaganda - that's only viable if you manage to limit the amount for all occasions. As a food enjoyer I eat 2 times a day, especially given that preparing a meal takes effort and I don't want to put up the effort for a little amount of food. Sometimes I eat breakfast, sometimes I eat in the evening, but only 1 out of 2.

And ultimately it boils down to calorie in and calorie out - meaning exercise is another solution which has good side-effects beyond dieting.
PraiseBeToScience on scored.co
2 years ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Eating only meat sounds like a fantastic way to get fucking sick of eating meat. I had someone give me a shitload of ribeyes and I think I had four in a week and after #4 I was like "I don't want to see another steak again for a month".

Except for chicken breast. Chicken breast is disgusting no matter how infrequently you eat it.
PurestEvil on scored.co
2 years ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
I don't know how and if it's going to work. But I heard getting into it is hard. So you'd have to get over the feeling of eating too much meat apparently.

But don't bother with that one anyway. Cut out carbohydrates first and foremost, that's helpful.
PraiseBeToScience on scored.co
2 years ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Well 'no carbs' is never gonna happen, sushi is my go-to lol.

I know cutting out carbs is a fast way to lose weight, but as part of a normal diet carbs are fine, they've been a part of the human diet for literally forever. They aren't poison or anything. It's just easy energy that requires minimal breakdown to access. Which was fine when you were toiling in a field or laying bricks all day, not so much when you're sitting in an office.

It's still just about moderation. Chinks and Italians have carbs as the foundation of their cultural diets but they aren't Amerifats obese. Because they don't shovel down the "never-ending pasta bowl".
while_true on scored.co
2 years ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Honestly just never eat fast food and never drink sodas. And never eat stuff like cheez its & oreos. And only eat when you feel hungry, preferably at least for an hour or two, and then stop eating when you feel full.
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FinsterBaby on scored.co
2 years ago -2 points (+0 / -0 / -2Score on mirror ) 1 child
If you are going that route, it is best to skip breakfast ("break fast") instead and look into the benefits of 16/8 fasting.
PraiseBeToScience on scored.co
2 years ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I basically haven't eaten breakfast for years and years beyond onesie twosie incidents or I get dragged out somewhere.

Even lunch has been a coin flip. If I don't eat breakfast I'm not hungry for lunch. If I do, I am.
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FinsterBaby on scored.co
2 years ago -2 points (+0 / -0 / -2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Fasting 8 hours (minimum) has benefits beyond losing weight. It repairs dying and diseased cells, organs, etc. Just a suggestion.
PraiseBeToScience on scored.co
2 years ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
It fucking saves you a ton of fucking money too.

One of the reasons I put on weight is because I'm really bad at cooking. Okay, no. I'm actually good at cooking, I'm bad at the portioning part of it. Like if you told me to make a beef stew for two people, I'd be like "okay... a turnip... one turnip doesn't look like very much... two potatoes gonna be enough? ... celery I need like a whole stalk..."

Then I dump everything in my Instapot and I've got like eight fucking quarts of goddamn stew. Pretty much goes for making normal meals too. I end up always making like double what I intended.
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