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posted 1 month ago by XBX_X on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +36Score on mirror )
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Patriot_missile on scored.co
1 month ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 3 children
If you don't have a knife or gun, the only way to take one of those fuckers out is to choke them out, and don't let go after they lose conscience. Hold on until their death throws stop.
WTFisThisShit on scored.co
1 month ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
For sure, make sure it is dead, not a single twitch before letting go. I also heard a thumb in the nostril works for them to let go. Luckily I grew up around dogs and I've only had to defend a couple of times.
EsotericRefuse on scored.co
1 month ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Choking is good. An EDC flashlight can also be jammed between its molars. Kids are allowed to carry flashlights.
SicSemperTyrannis2 on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 2 children
Good luck wrapping your hands around a pit's neck.
EsotericRefuse on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
What kind of soy chugging faggot chokes with his hands?

Oh, it's you, the MIGA.lose guy again, nevermind.
SicSemperTyrannis2 on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
The word choke usually implies hands, you disingenuous prick.

He did not say stand on its throat. Even that, good luck maintaining that position.
EsotericRefuse on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
If you'd ever fought a man in your life without a keyboard, you'd know that unless you're on a Hollywood set or abusing a woman, you choke with your arms. Pussy.
Patriot_missile on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Just because you can't doesn't mean I can't kid.
SicSemperTyrannis2 on scored.co
30 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Not without getting bit you can't.
Patriot_missile on scored.co
30 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
If I need to choke out a dog, I'm already bit.
SicSemperTyrannis2 on scored.co
30 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Ok. Choking out a pitbull using your hands is most likely to result in at least one shredded wrist. Fortunately they're not intelligent enough to guarantee you bleed out and die, but they sure AF are determined enough.

I'm not sure if standing on its neck would shield you, it could probably wiggle around to get you like that too, and again its bite would probably align somewhere around your ankle. (Lots of damage)

Poking its eyes might be a more successful strategy, but you'd still have to be really fast, and are probably getting bit.

Most dogs, crushing its skull is the final solution. Prolly not gonna work with a pit (or a few other larger breeds with similarly massive thick skulls)

Somebody here wrote that a finger up its nostril (or otherwise covering its nose?) would make it release the bite. I'd be surprised, but don't actually know.

Pitbulls are hated, and part of that is once they decide to attack a person we're likely to have a bad outcome. We win by avoiding that situation in the first place. I can't imagine a good situation or reason to own one, but many people do without bad results, and with a great dog. It's weird, and probably going to stay controversial.
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