I suggest you not carry around ottoman flag while Wallachian army is impaling ottomans. Likewise, I suggest you not pose as jew before the Night of the Long Pikes.
Someone stole my catalytic converter from my truck once. I want to find out who it was and impale. Their $50 scrap fee for one extra meth hit cost me $500 and days of my time rebuilding my fucking exhaust and drilling out rusted bolts in tight spaces