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posted 1 day ago by detransthrowaway on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +28Score on mirror )
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DT777 on scored.co
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Aliens are demons. Invoking the name of Jesus Christ immediately ends any abduction scenario. See the book *Alien Intrusion* by Gary Bates.

Martin Luther also discusses calling upon the name of God in the large catechism:

> 71 This is also a blessed and useful habit and very effectual against the devil, who is ever about us, and lies in wait to bring us into sin and shame, calamity and trouble, but who is very loath to hear God’s name, and cannot remain long where it is uttered and called upon from the heart. And, indeed, many a terrible and shocking calamity would befall us if, by our calling upon His name, God did not preserve us.


> 72 I have myself tried it, and learned by experience that often sudden great calamity was immediately averted and removed during such invocation. To vex the devil, I say, we should always have this holy name in our mouth, so that he may not be able to injure us as he wishes.

https://thebookofconcord.org/large-catechism/part-i/commandment-ii/
ScallionPancake on scored.co
1 day ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
> Aliens are demons. Invoking the name of Jesus Christ immediately ends any abduction scenario. See the book Alien Intrusion by Gary Bates.

Lmfao. Bahahahahahaha.

This is the type of comedy I come here for.
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