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Consoom Funkos (media.scored.co)
posted 1 day ago by Heliocentric on scored.co (+1 / -0 / +27Score on mirror )
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16 comments:
TheMafia on scored.co
1 day ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 3 children
hey fatty..

in an actual communist system you would be forced onto a treadmill until you were a normal weight..

you eat enough for two people. not exactly "according to their needs" is it?

also.. if you have spare money for plastic toys.. we clearly have not been taxing you enough. someone will be by shortly to remedy that.
NoRefunds2 on scored.co
1 day ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 2 children
No he would just be shot
TheMafia on scored.co
1 day ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
for not running fast enough on the treadmill.. exactly..
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 day ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
and fed to livestock or dogs
LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
1 day ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
hes latinx, he cant help it, they always end up fat
LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
12 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
These modern communists dont understand what would happen to them. They believe their lives will be exactly the same with the only difference being they receive a fat government check every month.

The more ambitious thinking communists believe they will be a card carrying party member who makes managerial decisions for the proles but never do any real work.

There is a reason they are called "useful idiots" by (((them))), they dont understand they are ONLY the social disruptors and revolutionaries, they are not the elite managerial class, nor will they be brought into that class after the revolution, and once the revolution actually happens, they will be some of the first ones to be killed, BECAUSE they fomented the revolution already, they cannot be allowed to do it again under the new commie government.
FrensInLowPlaces on scored.co
1 day ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Nothing displays a modern commie failure more paying for a toy that nobody should ever fucking own with a sickle
AgnosticTemplar on scored.co
1 day ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Or a hammer. I was going to say "the only time this guy ever used a hammer was putting nails in his drywall to hang a poster", but then I remembered there's a company that makes metal posters with just about every nerd IP like funkopops, and one of their selling points is you just glue a magnet to your wall and slap the metal poster on it.
LiberalAtheistBrony on scored.co
1 day ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
I've seen those too. The idea is so you can replace them easily, so you can throw your pointless distractions away to the landfill just as passively and arbitrarily as they entered into your life. You have to be able to do it quickly so excreting the old product doesn't get in the way of ingesting the new.
Atlo on scored.co
1 day ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Just consume product and then get excited for next product.
LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
1 day ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
i never read the Superman Red Son comic series, but it is an interesting premise: Supermans rocket arrives a few hours later and instead of landing in Kansas he lands in the Soviet Union and therefore adopts their values and culture.
MelatoninDreams on scored.co
1 day ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I can smell that picture. People like him are why I hate going to game stores.
Bleach_America on scored.co
1 day ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
This is what normal people think of y'all ... 🤣

u/SJWtears, u/Kini42, u/logicandfury, u/Salamander2002
TheMafia on scored.co
1 day ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
cool hall monitor energy bro.
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 day ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
the dolls are ugly as shit, even a child could tell it was hidious

why do soyfags buy this shit??
TheClintonHitman on scored.co
2 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Imagine being a grown man and being excited about an “adorable” toy.

Butthole gaper much???
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