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It's hard to find kids movies without hidden woke bullshit. Here's a list of good movies we've found that aren't infused with DEI and subversive themes. I'd like to hear your suggestions too.

**Frozen** - No mud skins. The girls are feminine, and the men masculine. It's a princess story that ISN'T about the princess becoming a girl-boss. Prince charming ends up being a villain, but the actual good guy is also white. Comic relief character and some side characters have jewish vibes.

**How to Train Your Dragon** - Extremely good, with no DEI or jewish culture that I can detect. A coming of age / hero's-journey type story.

**Cars** - No politics or DEI. Story of a natural winner getting knocked down to earth and learning to be a better person. There is one part where some groupie girl cars flash their "headlights" at MC which I found a bit distasteful. There's a related series called "Cars on the Road" which is equally good.

**Planes** - Like cars. Good kids movie, no hidden woke politics. It's a story about starting at the bottom and fighting relentlessly for success. A few of the planes are foreign, but not used to push a DEI message.

**The Iron Giant** - Story of boyhood adventure and discovery. Good story overall. Negatives: MC has a single mother. The bad guy has Irish ancestry, "detective" archtype. The good guy, father figure is a younger "hip" artist. the kind that wears cloth robes with a ying yang symbol on them. There is a "weapons are bad" theme. But soldiers and their general are not depicted as evil. They fight the giant but then stop when they realize he's not a threat.

**Wreck it Ralph** - More weird themes than the other ones. The main little girl is Sara Silverman, and the main villain is also jewish. But the 2 main guys Ralph and Felix are white with white values. A little off, but I found it acceptable overall and the kids like it.

**Wall-E** - Anti-consumption is the theme. It's like a kids introduction to dystopian sci-fi. The fat helpless humans are various races but the movie doesn't focus on it. Negatives: The "female" robot is feminine in appearance, but not in her actions. The MC Wall-e is physically weak and cowardly, but he does try to save the girl, and ultimately sacrifices himself to try to save humanity.

**Inside-Out** - It's about emotional development and dealing with hard times as a kid. A lot of comedy. No DEI really. MCs imaginary friend is jewish but there aren't any off themes. Edit: just remembered, several times when the mom is mad at the dad she fantasizes about some Brazilian helicopter pilot she could have been with instead. Don't love that.
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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER on scored.co
9 days ago 16 points (+0 / -0 / +16Score on mirror ) 1 child
Incredibles- based message about being held back by subhumans.
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WeedleTLiar on scored.co
9 days ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
I love how the main character (the father) didn't really have an arc, per se, but instead was just a superior man forced to endure a mediocre world until the opportunity eventually arose for him to live the life he was meant for, with his family by his side.

Incredible 2 was hot garbage, unfortunately, and retconned basically every point in the first movie.
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HarlechMan on scored.co
9 days ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror ) 2 children
Home Alone, unironically. Kevin misbehaves and some of his family are shitty people. But he 1) regrets wishing his family disappeared, 2) overcomes his fears and attempts to be responsible, and 3) seeks out peace and sanctuary in his church on Christmas Eve.

Very few non-Whites, and the only jewey character is one of the villains and is depicted as a fool.

I still need to re watch the sequel before recommending that one.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Hah, I just watched that one today, it definitely still holds up.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Yeah, but you have to hand it to Daniel Stern: he is a good actor wo has been in some great movies. I love Bushwacked, City Slicers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold, and Rookie of the Year was good, too. He was also the dad in Little Monsters and the narrator on The Wonder Years and the voice of Dilbert.
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Kaizen on scored.co
9 days ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror ) 2 children
Europa - The Last Battle.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
8 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
also Birth of a Nation.
PM-Melania-feet-pics on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Greatest Story Never Told
TacosForTrump on scored.co
9 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 3 children
Brave little toaster maybe?
TallestSkil on scored.co
9 days ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 1 child
If you want kids to be terrified.
TacosForTrump on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 2 children
That's gremlins and the labyrinth 🤣
TallestSkil on scored.co
9 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
*“WORTHLESS. WORTHLESS. WORTHLESS.”*

Yeah, not terrifying.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
9 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 2 children
Secret of Nihm has entered the chat.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
The guy who wrote that was actually a scientist for NIHM and used mice and rats in experiments.
PM-Melania-feet-pics on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
All Dogs Go to Heaven is a good one on that note.
HarlechMan on scored.co
9 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
I like it. A lot of people say it's scary, but whatever, it's good peril. The only thing I totally missed was that the "master's" girlfriend at the end is vaguely depicted as brown/mixed, which is a problem but might go over most kids heads
x79q3pb on scored.co
9 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Trauma for life
Alexius_von_Meinong on scored.co
9 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
People say that about Watership Down, both the book and the film.
TallestSkil on scored.co
9 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
> Frozen

Also lesbian incest undertones. Though you could use it asan opportunity to teach your kids the deficiencies of the English language with regard to the four types of love.

>How to Train Your Dragon - Extremely good, with no DEI or jewish culture that I can detect.

Skip the third one.

>the main villain is also jewish.

Alan Tudyk is jewish?

>No DEI really.

I really, really, *really* do not like the presentation of boys in the little girl’s head. Particularly since her mom and dad have only women and men in their respective heads. As though it’s a choice.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
9 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
This brings up a good point; it's not a bad idea to watch movies with Woke undertones with your kids (when they're old enough) so you can show them what Woke subversion looks like.

They whole point of Woke is to be a wolf in sheeps clothing. You can shield your kids for a while, but eventually they'll be exposed (see girls from decent Christian families going to college). A little bit if ideological innoculation can head off a lot of problems.
Npc070201 on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
I second this, this is a good idea.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I find humour us great for this. If you get too preachy they roll their eyes but if they can recognize the tropes (girl who's the key to everything, wise old Black man, homos are always stylish etc) you can make them a running gag so they keep their eyes out.
Delroy on scored.co
9 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I think that's an unhinged take on Frozen.

Only talking about the first movie of How to Train Your Dragon. We started watching the second one and it was so shit I turned it off.

Alan Tudyk may not be jewish, but the characters accent and mannerisms definitely are. Unless there's some other culture I'm not aware of where people speak like that.

Interesting point about Inside Out. Never thought about that. Also just remembered how the mom keeps fantasizing about that brazilian pilot whenever shes mad at the dad.
Niemo on scored.co
9 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 3 children
The problem with these movies is often subversive sub plots and character dynamics like the strong wahmen and the stupid weak male. Think deeper on these films if you think they aren't subversive, like wall e teaching eco climate change crap.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
8 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
I like to think of stuff like that as "90s Woke". Not nearly as insufferable as the girlboss who's the key to everything, but just having a woman on a team of elite commandos, for example, is pretty ridiculous even if there's only one. Or the "wise old Black man" or "weird outsider is incredibly talented if you give them a chance", and yeah, the "humans need to sacrifice themselves for the sake of the planet".

Really brings into perspective how long they've beem at this.
Niemo on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Ya I think the danger with this material is how it slowly builds a world view in the background to people. They have to build these blocks slowly and quietly so people steadily accept a ruined culture.

You're right, and its precisely why so many normal somewhat based people are unaware they are just advocating for a return to another form of broken culture, just one that's not so in your face.
Delroy on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
If you dont think humans can turn the earth into a shithole full of trash, I have some indians to introduce you to.
Niemo on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Make the movie in India than
PM-Melania-feet-pics on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
\>indians
\>human
Delroy on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Look brother, I'm not here to argue about whether a movie is woke or not. Why not be constructive and suggest some alternatives?
Niemo on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I'd recommend snow white and the seven dwarves
Oldpederaulfuerte on scored.co
9 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
We just watched the Muppets Christmas carol and I forgot how funny it was. Definitely kid friendly with a good Christ based message. Also my 3 year old loves Zulu and now calls all niggers "stinky zulus" so I also highly recommend that one

Edit- also the old Davey Crockett with Fess Parker, The Quiet Man, also my older boys like Joyeux Noel, a great little film about the Christmas truce.
disoriented on scored.co
8 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Muppets Christmas Carol. I love that movie. I try to watch it every year, if only for Michael Caine. The songs and music by Paul Williams aren't his best effort, but they're still good and match the movie well.
LiberalAtheistBrony on scored.co
8 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
Don't watch Frozen 2. The Arendellians turn out to be not actually native to Arendelle and the kingdom of Arendelle turns out to be a White supremacist oppressor state built on theft from an indigenous population whose existence had been downplayed by White-centric history. Seriously. This group is a token tribe of "POC"-coded noble savages that basically exist to be evidence. I think they are ostensibly based on the Sami people who are native to Norway but the story is not about them. Basically, the second movie is Disney validating activists' concerns that the first movie was too White, and the story goes that the girls go exploring when this tribe of the victims of Whiteness materializes out of nowhere and the rest of the movie is basically them calling out the Whiteness of the first movie. But the hero girls are ultimately redeemed of their Whiteness because they retcon the two girls as mulattos. That's right, Anna and Elsa were half niggers the whole time. Seriously. That's Frozen 2.
Delroy on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Wow, what the fuck.
crashdaddy on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
You didn't mention ages, but these here are suitable for most ages (*except the first one, ig*):

*Meatballs*

*Neverending Story*

*The Incredible Journey* (1963)



HarlechMan on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
The Neverending Story is good but unfortunately has a black guy play the Empresses emissary. He's done up loke some kind of fantasy humanoid with a fin on his head or whatever.
Deeds_NotWords on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Army of Darkness was a fun one with the kids. Good lesson for- paying attention to detail and personal accountability.
SmallestShil on scored.co
8 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
The land before time, Adventures of the Gummi Bears (series but one of the best), Treasure planet, Atlantis, Almost all Ghibli movies (definitely not grave of the fireflies), the last unicorn, German fairytales or northern stuff like Astrid Lingdren stories.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
The last time I watched The Land Before Time my roommate noticed I was crying at the end.
Niemo on scored.co
9 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
How to train your dragon is bs about how dangerous creatures are just muh misunderstood friends.

Think a bit deeper than superficial wokeness about the lessons these movies convey.
MCMoneyPants on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Toothless *is* actually talented though. And loyal. Not judging a book by it's cover has value. But so does recognizing patterns.
newuser8 on scored.co
9 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I have the same problem and frankly just have them watch anything pre-2001
alele-opathic on scored.co
9 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Don't know if your kids are the sci-fi types (I'm engineering background, and think these might be related):

Favorite movies as a kid (up through 12 or so):
- Treasure Planet: Holds up to rewatching, no jews or muds, sounds like a hokey treasure hunt but is a giant future space battle with cool 'believable' tech, good for inspiring young smart minds. Coolest arc IMO is the main villain 'adopts' the MC, becoming an ally by movies end (and there are tons of movie details where he 'intentionally' keeps the MC alive etc.
- Titan AE: Doesn't hold up as well on rewatch, but was super cool as a kid. No jews or muds, cool space battles with 'believable' future tech, another 'inspiring' young future engineer's imagination. Themes of betrayal with redemption.
- Star Wars: My father rented this from Blockbuster one day on a whim on a random school night. After the movie, he says 'What'd you think?' to which I responded with an explosion of excitement at how awesome it was. He thought I might have been too young to enjoy it - give it a shot!
- Stealth: Such an unassuming movie but it rocks. Rogue AI warplane wreaks havok in ME, then takes damage, and must team up with MC (who was in the process of being assassinated due to a coverup of the AI plane program) to save them both. No 'real' depth, no social commentaries, just a good sci-fi movie with no jews or muds. MC does have the stereotypical 'black best friend who dies 1/3 of the way into the movie'. Plot is followable for 10 year olds etc.

Non sci-fi childhood favorites:
- Lion King: This movie, like star wars, has excellent examples of strong male role models, and shows 1) the impact of the positive 'leadership shadow', and 2) how you can still be undermined even if you 'do everything correctly'. Loved it as a kid for the plot, loved it as an adult for the incredibly rich themes and generally because everything about it is great.
Oldpederaulfuerte on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 2 children
Lion King is just Hamlet for animals.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Just?
PM-Melania-feet-pics on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Robert Guillaume does an "african" voice for a monkey. I call that based.
WhitemaleHH on scored.co
9 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Studio Ghibli films.
DT777 on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Porco Rosso is awesome. Besides him hating fascists. Also, the girl power engineer.
Breadpilled on scored.co
8 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Basically any of the Rankin/Bass stop motion films.

Santa Claus is Coming to Town, The Year Without a Santa Claus, Nester the Long Eared Donkey, etc. Utterly unique and charming visuals, explicitly Christian framing, pretty much as wholesome as you can get.

I'd also say old (*old*) Looney Tunes. Racist jokes, racist caricatures of nons, and just plain funny. The cartoons are based enough that the box set DVDs I had of them all had a still frame disclaimer at the beginning informing the viewer that the content is "a product of its time."
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I hate to be the one to tell you, but the Rankin/Bass specials were specifically created by Jews to shift Christmas *away* from Jesus and towards a commercialized "Santa Clause". Even in the Little Drummer Boy, the story centers on an anti-social kid who only comes to Jesus because he wants something (it's also funny that the two slavers are clearly supposed to be Arabs but act completely Jewish).
MCMoneyPants on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Flight of the Navigator didn't have any woke BS that I can remember. Not animation though.
Deeds_NotWords on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I watched Aliens with my kids not too long ago. They enjoyed it, my oldest is 7.
Delroy on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Isn't that the one here aliens burst out of peoples chests? Seems pretty scary for 7 or younger (if Im thinking of the right movie).
Deeds_NotWords on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
The world can be a scary place. A child encountering "fear" in a safe environment with their parent present to help guide them through that emotion can be a positive learning experience for both of you.

Turn fear into bravery.
FuckMcNuggets on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Anastasia - pretty obvious, white monarchy good, communism bad
The Lion King - a story about how importing an evil race of incompetent useless eaters is bad
The incredibles - white family, good values
Secret of NIMH - this one is a bit obscure, it's about a mice widow trying to save her ill son, her respect for her dead husband is a big part of why she succeeds.
The Lord of the Rings - not exactly for kids, but maybe later on. I couldn't leave it out.
Paxvobiscum on scored.co
7 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I may have shown my kids LOTR to early but now they're desensitized to dead orcs
Tourgen on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
watership down
LilyVargas on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
In Frozen Elsa shirks her responsibilities for her own selfishness and lives alone to do whatever hedonistic things she may want to do. Anna falls in love with a bad guy who has ZERO red flags (the movie was rewritten to make him a bad guy in the surprise twist) and marries a dumb, poor guy with no family. Frozen 2 is incredibly woke (noble savage trope, black guy for no reason).

Cinderella is much better.
FuckMcNuggets on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
I thought elsa running off to be selfish was portrayed as bad?
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Sort of?


The biggest song in the movie is her singing in triumph of her leaving. Everything was fine for her, other than the fact that she was killing the rest of the country, which she really didn't seem to care about, because they were all dicks anyway. She didn't even try to come back and fix things, they had to drag her back.

The lesson she's supposed to learn at the end is "love", but she already loved her sister so..?
LilyVargas on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
For most of the first movie it is, but only because running away is unexplained, when she says its for mental health reasons it's okay, likewise the same sort of thing happens again in the sequel but this time Elsa says she wants to Eat Pray Love with the tribal people so it's okay.
PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Blazing Saddles. Just toss'em off the deep end.
HarlechMan on scored.co
8 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Mel Brooks movies are thoroughly jewed. Blazing Saddles features a jew and a black going after White westerners. It's full of yiddish and black slang. Also "muh dick" jokes including having the German blonde lust after the black sheriff. Do you think it's based because they say "nigger" in it?
disoriented on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I hate modern Disney garbage. Older Disney movies are the way to go. These are my favorites.

Mary Poppins
Fantasia
Lady and the Tramp
Pinocchio
Peter Pan
Snow White
Cinderella
The Jungle Book

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is definitely for older kids, but it's a lot of fun. Just have a talk with the kids about some of the objectionable. They adapted Gary Wolf's novel "Who Censored Roger Rabbit?", changing quite a lot of it to make appropriate for children, but there's still some very rough stuff, like Judge Doom and the the dip.
MinisterConsumer on scored.co
8 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
For smaller kids. Curious George. There’s a few. Pick the first one.
removed 9 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
9 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Kubo and the Two Strings was also good. Asian cast (though voiced by Whites) but a really good comparison between parents who sacrifice for the good of their children versus parents who view their children as assets.

Solid hero's journey for the protagonist; even after having literally everything in his life taken from him by his selfish grandfather, he finds a way to redeem him rather than destroying him.
alele-opathic on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Never heard of it before, looks good. Any other similarly good recommendations?
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Astro Boy with Donald Sutherland and Nicholas Cage was good; pretty standard Good vs Evil (extremely literal) with a bit of Pinochio. There's some Jewiness (they actually revive an ancient golem called Zog, and Tenma is basically a Tengu (Japanese Jew Demon)) but I don't think the story is particularily subversive. The bad guys are a macchiavelian politician using fear of non-existent war to win elections and what is effectively a guy running a slave colluseum.
Xad83 on scored.co
9 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
The Last Unicorn
Cleatusvandamme1 on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Your recommendations seem awful from the ones I know. Wall e is a gay environmental allegory and the eve but totally is an eye rolling hag. Frozen is just one big lesbian allegory .

The rot is so deep. Even Disney 90s movies are trash. Jasmine is a cunt that doesn't listen to her a father. And she don't need a man.

I watch movies with my kids and I narrate and ask questions. I still think the Jew tube might be too strong even when I am extremely proactive
Delroy on scored.co
8 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Ok, what media to you recommend instead?
Cleatusvandamme1 on scored.co
7 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Little house on the prairie. It has some fag Indian being good stuff, but that's it.

Or just watch normal media and pause when you see bad shit. I watch full house and often pause when girls aren't listening to their father. I ask my kids why they are being bad.

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