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The nigger will still eat all M&Ms in both jars.

What if you didn't eat M&Ms this morning?

Dixon Miaz's experiment be even better, G.

'In dis here small container, there be two fried chicken wings, and, like, one fried chicken wing contains a lethal dose of fentanyl.

And in dat there big container, there be twenty fried chicken wings, and, like, two fried chicken wings contain a lethal dose of fentanyl.

You just have to eat one chicken wing, but you can have more if you like. From which container do you choose, Da'Quantavious Jenkem Cook III?'

'Nigger, I choose tha small container, coz, like, there only be one fentanyl chicken wing and not two. And, like, you will probably ask about some per capita sheeeit, but per capita sheeit is jus' raycissed and gay.'

'Are you sure that that's your choice?'

'No, you muhfuggin broke-as-a-joke-bitch-ass nigger! Gimme ALL your muhfuggin fried chicken wings. Ima eat them ALL! Fentanyl or no fentanyl, muhfugguh! I dun give a fuq bout no fentanyl, muhfugguh!'

Da'Quantavious eats the first chicken wing... from the small container:

'I'm higher than George Floyd, I'm in OUTER SPACE, fentanigger! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! I'M TURNING BLUE, FENTANIGGER!'

Q: How do you make a nigger black and blue?

A: Give him fried chicken wings full of fentanyl.

Also, I ain't no jokin' bout Da'Quantavious. Dat be a real nigger name: https://www.cbjohnsonreidfs.com/obituary/DaQuantavious-Proctor

Das kwik Mafs

also btw the green ones are the choice of RACISTS so obviously we would NOT WANT TO PICK THAT

LOL look at that hairline

This reminds me of that nigger who pistol whipped barber for his hairline being half way up his head