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Consoom Soup 🍲 (media.scored.co)
posted 16 days ago by USSDefiantJazz on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +62Score on mirror )
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
16 days ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror ) 6 children
making soup is incredibly easy, just prep, toss into a pot filled with water, heat up, put spices, stir and boom you got soup

shit so simple that even the retarded and the mentally impaired (women, niggers) could do it.

pro tip: if you're using creamy soups, remember the fatter the cream the better the result

i personally use 39% cream, and incase i don't have cream just use butter (its literally the same thing)
ColloidalUranium on scored.co
16 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
Easiest thing about soups is you can build theflavor as you go, tasting often and adjusting. Never any need to throw in all the flavoring at the beginning and risk overdoing something.
GloboHomoErectus on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
My best tip for soup is if you are using garlic put it in at the end, you'll only need a few cloves for a strong flavour in a huge pot. The allicin in garlic is so volatile that it simply decomposes at boiling temperatures.
ColloidalUranium on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Cooking garlic longer develops a different flavor, depends what you are going for. If I make a rich garlic cream sauce I saute the garlic well at the beginning and then near the end add more fresh garlic.
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
15 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
I like a slow cooked meaty stew
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Hungarian gloulash is extremely warming on the cold winter days
TheMafia on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
stop getting homogenized milk. you'll have cream every day.
GloboHomoErectus on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Butter is not the same as cream lots of the best tasting milk solids get washed away in the buttermilk when making butter.

Yes butter is good but there is nothing quite like fresh cream for soup.
bluewhiteandred on scored.co
15 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
they make everything so complicated
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WeedleTLiar on scored.co
16 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror )
I find you can make up for lower fat with longer cooking time and whisking.
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AgnosticTemplar on scored.co
16 days ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 5 children
That VP probably thinks you're just as poor for making your own soup as you were if you ate it out of a can. What, you don't eat all your meals at exclusive restaurants where you need a reservation? You peasant!
HEXEN on scored.co
15 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
Guarantee this is how that wretch thinks
DieHeretic on scored.co
15 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
If anyone believes a word of what that overpaid IT guy jackass said has never been inside a facility that makes Campbell Soup.

Their attention to product safety, quality of ingredients, and plant sanitation borders on fanatical. Everything gets inspected, everything gets documented, QC is everything.

Now what he said about having to work with retarded jeets, well, he might have a point, but he never had anything to do with actual food production.
USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
15 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I'm a VP too (just not at Campbell's, I knew someone who was a Director there and from the stories she told me, it's a horrible company) and I'm not a pajeet so I know he's not talking about me.
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
honestly the resturants with reservation requirement are absolute shit

tiny portions, long waiting times and absurd pricing

i'd take mid-range any day of the week, or better yet cook it myself using the finest ingredients money can buy
bluewhiteandred on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
what's sad is the food quality varies at "nice" places

"nice" places more function as a filter to keep the poors out
MelatoninDreams on scored.co
15 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
I like boiling a corned beef brisket, then reducing the broth, adding more beef broth, and adding potatoes, onions, carrots, and spices. It's delicious.
BlueDrache on scored.co
15 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Found the Mick, said the Wop.
ScallionPancake on scored.co
15 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
> "F---ing Indians don’t know a f---ing thing," he allegedly continues. "They couldn’t think for their f---ing selves."

Based VP
USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
15 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
For a minute there I seriously thought you were talking to me (am VP).
ScallionPancake on scored.co
15 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Don’t feel left out, You’re based too lol.
Turkey_Lurkey on scored.co
15 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
The real red pill of soup is that once you start making your own, you soon won't even be able to tolerate the swill that comes out of a Campbells can.
USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
15 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
This is so true. Soup is also the easiest thing to make in the world. Take some animal bones (ie. chicken, cow, etc), roast them in the oven for flavour, drop them into a crock pot with water, some vegetables and a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and walk away for 8 hours. Strain it and you've got a killer bone broth that forms the foundation for any type of soups, stews or dishes.
DragonsDontEatSoy on scored.co
14 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Borsch is easy to make and gives you a lot of vril because of the beetroot
bluewhiteandred on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
won't be thinking of this myself but will be reminded that stuff that's "not from scratch" often introduces all kinds of complications

\> related but unrelated: compiling software "from scratch"
BlackPillBot on scored.co
15 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Gumbo gang checking in.⚜️🦞⚜️🦞
Fudgiethewhale on scored.co
15 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
My poor ass eats past’e fagioli as often as I can during the winter. Sometimes I’ll cook it with pancetta. Always gotta throw the parmigiano rind in there, too.
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Curomo on scored.co
15 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Why is there a pic of skillet queso instead of soup? Maybe you should stick to the canned stuff.
BlueDrache on scored.co
15 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Nigger here never heard of Beer cheese soup?

Broccoli cheese soup?

Skillet queso is soup.
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