i have a theory that the people watching it are all the younger brothers who never got a chance to play videogames because their older brothers wouldnt let them.
It's because of pewdiepie. The difference being that Pewdiepie is actually kind of funny, and definitely quite likable. But every YouTuber on the fucking platform at the time copied his formats, of which the easiest to make and most common were let's play videos. Some were good, some sucked. Let's plays would dominate YouTube for a few years, then twitch came out and that general format migrated over there. But now, nothing is even funny. There's no editing because everything is raw footage, so you just sit there watching a dude staring at a fucking computer screen for hours waiting for the funny to happen. Even if they are funny people, they're still not going to keep jokes or funny moments rolling for, fuck man, sometimes days on end is how long these streams last, so you're still going to watch nothing most of the time. Nobody on earth is going to be funny a majority of the time.
Twitch, to me, is like the opposite side of the same coin with short form content. It's so long and drawn out that it's tediously fucking *boring* and mind numbing.
Furthermore, I consider that Israel must be destroyed
1 month ago7 points(+0/-0/+7Score on mirror)2 children
When I was a younger man, I used to think pounding my computer case and yelling COME ON! FFS!, made it work faster.
I come from the generation that had to blow into Nintendo cartridges to make it work. So beating on my PC is a fair step up considering the evolution of technology.
I should have went and hit the heavy bag for a while... but I don't think I would have gotten the same satisfaction lol
Sometimes as a man, I believe you do legitimately have to destroy things, even things of worth, so that you can measure the action against your better self later.
Sometimes it feels good to let go. Sometimes you have to.
Pressure relief valve to keep you from running stop signs or smearing dark paint on your face and hunting down pedos, and ..... Uhh ya know *ask them some questions*.
Then there is a bonfire, bone crushing, throwing the gun in the river,,,,,, Gigantic fucking mess. Then there is your cell phone, there is the pedos cell phone, they track those... You gotta think!
Yeah, just break the controller. You can reset the game, but once you torture a pedo you cannot reset that, for some reason you can go to jail for torturing kidfuckers.
It is a shame there is only 10 toenails to cook off using an acetylene torch. You do not pull the nails, you cook the toe until it is so tender the nail falls off. Like a texas toe BBQ
Edit: Now that is how you get your account tagged by feds.
1 month ago3 points(+0/-0/+3Score on mirror)1 child
I threw a controller when I was 9 because I couldn't beat Mortal Kombat 2. I was really upset with that game. It took me years to mature and realize that I sucked at that game and I didn't know any of the moves. My 9 year old brain couldn't accept that I needed to know more than just the uppercut to win against the bosses.
To be fair, the only way to beat that game is back up and forward jump kick. Works on everyone. Any other strategy will not work because the AI is borked.
Twitch, to me, is like the opposite side of the same coin with short form content. It's so long and drawn out that it's tediously fucking *boring* and mind numbing.
Furthermore, I consider that Israel must be destroyed