Horseshoe Theory - Karl
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Centrists think that being completely unsure of everything and not holding any definite ideals outside of what is currently acceptable in the status quo is a defensible political strategy, their only real position is "please leave me alone". Which of course, they will never get left alone, because their position is right in the middle of two world-views that are mutually incompatible and must eventually destroy the other.