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Larpagans (media.scored.co)
posted 2 months ago by Heliocentric on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +38Score on mirror )
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Dfalt on scored.co
2 months ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
Reminds me of the quote from the Sky Daddies episode of Murdoch Murdoch "what you're doing has more in common with D&D than anything our ancestors actually believed"
Yggdrasill on scored.co
2 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 2 children
The majority of my ancestors would have practiced some form of folkish paganism.
GoneViking on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
If you aren't providing Odin with human sacrifice, you aren't worshipping Odin.
kalerg_plan on scored.co
1 month ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Most human sacrifices were either criminals or disfigured babies.
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WEFFaggotsMustDie on scored.co
2 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 2 children
And every single one of them who lived long enough converted. If not to Catholicism, then to Pisslam when the Ottomans kidnapped them in the 1600s.

There is no direct link between pre-12th Century white wewuzzery and present day white wewuzzery. It ended the minute they were conquered. Wicca was made up by a bunch of bored British autists in the 1920s and has zero historical grounding. Stregheria is the bastard child that happened when some "Italian" American autists got a hold of it 40 years later.

The Oera Linda is an 1800s forgery for which no verifiable provenance exists for the otherwise anachronistic claims present in the book. It is about as legitimate as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Yggdrasill on scored.co
1 month ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Okay so are you saying that I should LARP as a Jew instead of as my own people’s myths? Because all Christianity is is Jewish prophecy LARPing. “We wuz da tru Israelites. We wuz grafted in. We worship YHWH, a totally not Jewish tribal god.”
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Butttoucha9k on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Do you think your religious beliefs are anywhere near the same as the people who listened to jesus speak? Do you think the translation on translation on hearsay on chosen books on referendum on papal decree on schism on reformation on translation means your family version jist happens to be "the right one"? Cmon bro.
bobbacringo on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
No one in my family is from Pennsylvania.
Supermatmike on scored.co
2 months ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
bobbacringo on scored.co
2 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I would be hungry.
detransthrowaway on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
This is hilarious because my ancestors were Protestant and from Pennsylvania. Don't know what they did though, probably coal mining.
Niemo on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Do you not count the prechristian ancestors in ancestry?
Butttoucha9k on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Where did those dairy farmers come from?

The last crusade was against pagans in eastern Europe in 1180 or something. I can trace my ancestry back to rollo in 832. They didnt show up in France as Christians. Where's the cutoff?

This is the same gay argument that MUH STOLEN LANDZ WE WUZ KANGZ niggers use to call you a "colonizer". "Buh but but it only counts up to 300 yearz".

Shut up.
Breadpilled on scored.co
2 months ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Yeah this meme is retarded, and it doesn't even necessarily have to do with the whole Christianity debate.

My ancestor is Grug. His rock collection made him the envy of his tribe.
NoDelousingThisTime on scored.co
1 month ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I used to be a larping Norse pagan, Thors hammer around my neck for over a decade, celebrating Midvinter Blut etc, thinking I was going back to my roots.

I thought that Christianity had changed since the Swedish Church and Protestants had changed. That Christianity was Sionist now.

Why would Christians be for the people who killed their God? Who has the blood of Christ on their hands? Matthew 27:25

But then I found the Orthodox Church and they/we follow the teachings of Christ our God, our lord and saviour! Nothing has changed, good things has been given to us by God to add, to the true teachings. I am baptized and finally feeling I am on the right side.

God bless you all!

Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy upon me, a sinner.
2016TrumpMAGA on scored.co
2 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
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