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Very nice

So wat you be sayin' is dat WE WUZ muhfuggin KANGZ n sheeeit after all!? Like, I WUZ a muhfuggin KANG, and, like, muh ancestahs wuz muhfuggin kangz n sheeit? And, like, I can be a real KANG!? Forever n sheeit?

I jus' gotta get muhdik tied up to some other kangs' diks n then I'll be a real muthafukkin KANG, homie G dawg. Kan-G! Ima gunna be the Kang of Gangstas n sheeit. Like, dis African Kween jus' painted an instruction manual on how to be a real KANG. Like, that black bitch must have worked out how our ancestuhs became KANGZ n decided to share it with the world n sheeit! I can't believe this sheeit, mane. For realz, G, I neva knew dat becoming a kang wuz dis easy.

Now ima call muh homie Shitavious Jenkem Cook n we gonna get some other niggaz together and we gunna make dis sheeit real! We gon' be KANGZ fo' life. With our diks all tied together n sheeit. Diks out for kangship!

Professuh Tyrone Niggums

Sociology Department

Harvard Universaty where there be higher edumacation n sheeit.


'Give a nigger a fish and you feed him for a day; let a nigger starve and you can forget about him for life.'

— Confrencius

"Woman" is for human females. You wouldn't call a female dog a woman either, right?

They are not human. Therefore they are female niggers or niggresses.

Absolutely disgusting comment, keep your foul thoughts to yourself.

For like African kween n black bitch standards n sheeit, Ima think dat black bitch be real fine.

I jus' need to figure out how to get muhdik tied to other kangz' diks so dat I can be a real KANG. We will be playin', like, tug of war with our diks n sheeit, and coz' muhdik be stronger than all other nigguhs, I'll be walkin' round with all these broke-ass weak nigguhs' sheeit hangin' off muhdik. Then I will be a real balla n sheeit, with all these diks to prove it, and I'll be able to put muh black hoes on 22-inch rims, and black bitches like her be comin' to me like flies to sheeeit, mane.

'Real sheeit creates real nigguhs; real nigguhs create good sheeit, good sheeit creates bitch-ass nigguhs, bitch-ass nigguhs create real sheeit.'

— Shitavious Schopenigga, *Tha Wurlstar as Gibs and Reparashuns*

That "lady" looks like a low-IQ ape. Is it that retard stare that appeals to you so much?