CraKKKaz think we nigguhs be dirty, but Indians are the real KANGZ of dirt, G! Like, I know dat there be plenty of nigguh sheeit on the beaches of Monrovia n sheeit, n, like, I even slipped over in it many a time when I be fighting in tha Liberian Civil War, but I neva seen any curry-chuggin' coolie crap careening out of a nigguh's culo like that before. I only seen that sheeit with Indians, again, many a time.
The scientific key to understanding this phenomenon is dat, in the Indian, the digestive system serves a different function to in nigguhs and humans and other sheeit; namely, dat it is where they store the curry. Sometimes things jus' go wrong in the Indian digestive system and it becomes a Chernobelly. Some nuclear fission sheeit be happenin' in there. Consequently, an Indian's rear-end may have a volc-anal eruption to relieve the tension. It is like Pompeii underneath an Indian when such an eruption occurs.
A small-scale version of such an eruption was captured in this video, but I have seen Indians full-blown explode. That is human masala, and other Indians will eat the deceased Indian, sometimes with a side of naans or rotis. Although peculiar, I call this high culture.
'The smartest nigguhs create the smartest books; the smartest books create the smartest nigguhs.'
—Ngubu Niggzsche, *The Gayest of All Sciences n Sheeit*