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Consume jewish coffee (media.scored.co)
posted 25 days ago by Senketsu on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +37Score on mirror )
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VolanteEternity on scored.co
25 days ago 22 points (+0 / -0 / +22Score on mirror )
Spoiler: They don't care about the caffeine. They just want to shove something up their ass.
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Sinoval on scored.co
25 days ago 18 points (+0 / -0 / +18Score on mirror )
Ah the jewish mentality to subvert even their own laws.
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FrensInLowPlaces on scored.co
25 days ago 16 points (+0 / -0 / +16Score on mirror ) 1 child
Jews love thinking they have tricked god
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newuser8 on scored.co
25 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
Isn't that why they beat a chicken?
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xxxxxxxxxxxx on scored.co
25 days ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror )
Of course it involves their asshole
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Supermatmike on scored.co
25 days ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 1 child
"Yay! we tricked God!" - Jews (for some fuckin' reason)
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IGOexiled on scored.co
25 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
"This is what He must have wanted me to do, otherwise why do beans fit in my loophole?"
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Knight2 on scored.co
25 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
Reminds me of Jack Dorsey. Guy became synonymous with those Kambucha enemas.
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ApathySK on scored.co
25 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
What happened to patches? If they work for nicotine, why not caffeine?
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FranklinHorrigan on scored.co
25 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
Removing them from the package counts as work, and can't be done on the Shabath.

I don't know, I feel like G-d would rather His "chosen people" put on caffeine patches than shove pills up their butts.
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ketobikerdude on scored.co
25 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Let us pray 🙏 for the conversion of the perfidious jews. In Jesus' name. Amen.
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PurestEvil on scored.co
25 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Conversion to dirt you mean?
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
25 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
They really have an obsession with anal
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Megaboom2025 on scored.co
25 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Most of them couldn’t resist circumcising it and then sucking it
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FranklinHorrigan on scored.co
25 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
All they needed to do was put a wire around their house.
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