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Why are flip flops intimidatingly masculine, according to Planet (of the apes) Fitness?
posted 6 months ago by IndigoWizard on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
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Like, I get that you get what you pay for in life, and ten bucks a month is pretty nice, but the level of gayness in their rules is cartoonish. 'No judgement', my ass. They judge whatever arbitrary thing affects anything in the trifecta of their feebleness: spine, bladder or brain. Though most things seem to endanger all three.

Case in point, why the fuck are flup-flops, the sleaziest footwear in existence, and also the most casual and easygoing, perceived as a threat by these harebrains? Are they *that* gsy, or did they grow up with Hispanic parents? Do my ingrown toenails scare them? Are thdy trying to avoid a lawsuit from the invisible AIDS demons living on their floor molesting people's feet?
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ElevenMile on scored.co
6 months ago 16 points (+0 / -0 / +16Score on mirror ) 1 child
They don't want you to hurt your feet on their property while lifting weights, fucktard.

Wear proper shoes while working out or doing anything involving heavy metal objects, FFS
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IndigoWizard on scored.co
6 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Then why is their advertised reason their "no gymtimidation" policy?
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ElevenMile on scored.co
6 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
They probably got it mixed up with their "no gymtardation" policy
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IndigoWizard on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Then why are women still allowed to do random Overwatch ass poses rather than work out
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ElevenMile on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Ham sandwich
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IndigoWizard on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
So if I made a footless Buffalo Bill skinsuit, would they let me go barefoot into the gym?
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AnotherAlt on scored.co
6 months ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 2 children
Something i realized is paying for a quality gym is a white space. No niggers or indians are going to pay $30-60 a month. My gym is $60 a month, no niggers no beaners no indians, only some old asians and white people and so the squat rack and free weights are always free and if i go at the right time the pool is wide open. $10 a month is asking for riff raff.
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Hullohoomans on scored.co
6 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
I tried a $50 a month gym a couple years ago. Full of fags. They were mostly white fags, but fags none the less. Maybe I just need to get farther away from that shitty fuckin city.
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AnotherAlt on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Yea def move to a conservative suburb
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Fabius on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Gyms are for faggots.
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IndigoWizard on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I don't work out a tenth as much as I should, so it's just logical at the moment. Plus, the gym is purple. I just wish it were straighter.
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KingAragorn on scored.co
6 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Dude, wear real fucking shoes to the gym.
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IndigoWizard on scored.co
6 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I thought we lived in a free country. . .
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DragonsDontEatSoy on scored.co
6 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Probably a mix of growing up with Hispanic parents and avoiding a lawsuit from invisible AIDS demons.
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Fabius on scored.co
6 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Gyms are for faggots.
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