There are "historical documents" written by Jews saying that in concentration camps they kept a bear and an eagle in cages and those who misbehave would have to be clawed by the bear or the eagle. Because of course a bear will only scratch a person, not maul them and crush their bones...
Lame and gay. Give me the video game adaptation where I get to fly one of the ultralights while blasting the crowd with an AKM in between dodging munitions from the iron dome