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I was born in the wrong time period
posted 24 days ago by AryanHero on scored.co (+0 / -0 )
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I should have been born over 2000 years ago, working as a mercenary for the Roman Empire. In my free time, I would fornicate with all the women I captured as slaves from the preceding raids. Life would have been so much simpler.
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devotech2 on scored.co
24 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
That thought process was what allowed jews to survive
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AryanHero on scored.co
24 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Thank you for removing all the nigger porn. That one white dude had a lead pipe of a dick though.
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formula7 on scored.co
24 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Did you get turned on by it or something?
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AryanHero on scored.co
24 days ago -2 points (+0 / -0 / -2Score on mirror ) 1 child
No of course not I was just quite surprised how much it stretched the boons labia.
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TacosForTrump on scored.co
24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
🤦‍♂️
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LegateLanius on scored.co
24 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
I would have you fired from the Legion, and you have to find work as a Fiend or Great Khan instead.
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
Do they have jeets in the Khans? I thought it was mostly mexicans
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devotech2 on scored.co
24 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Jeets died off after the great war because without consistent access to cow shit, due to the collapse of agriculture, their manure reactors that power them shut down
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LegateLanius on scored.co
24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
You know what's funny? Fallout 1/2 actually have the character my boss calls Queen Tandi of the NCR. Her dad, Aradesh the Jeet, has you go rescue her in the first game.

Something even funnier? The chem jet is made from the gas of drug fed cows crap. India would love living in Fallout, and the bombs would probably improve their country a little.
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LegateLanius on scored.co
24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
They probably would accept him, until he starts cooking the chems with the same unsanitary techniques he cooked curry with. Then they would banish him.
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LegateLanius on scored.co
24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
This is what India would have done if they ever had an empire. I'm glad they never figured it out.
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polskagurom on scored.co
24 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 2 children
>Also hi pajeet pedo

dude, you are one

u/GoldenInnosStatue

execute this nigger
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
24 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Done.

i swear these streetshitters can't control themselves

GOSH I WANT TO RAPE WOMEN, I JUST WANT TO RAPE RAPE RAPE, HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A SAAR I'M ARYAN BRO! 100% BRAHMIN BROTHER!
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BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
24 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
The formula guy is also clearly the pedojeet. Seems he finally ran out of old alts, now you can see that he ages them all in mgtow.
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bobbacringo on scored.co
24 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Men don't talk like this. You are not a man.
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Nons are not even Human, let alone men
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ConProDidNothingWron on scored.co
24 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror )
Nostalgia for a time or a place one has never known is mental illness.
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ColloidalUranium on scored.co
24 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror )
And you would have died from a tooth infection at age 30.
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