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I was born in the wrong time period

posted 25 days ago by AryanHero on scored.co (+0 / -0 )

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I should have been born over 2000 years ago, working as a mercenary for the Roman Empire. In my free time, I would fornicate with all the women I captured as slaves from the preceding raids. Life would have been so much simpler.

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LegateLanius on scored.co

24 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / )

They probably would accept him, until he starts cooking the chems with the same unsanitary techniques he cooked curry with. Then they would banish him.

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