I should have been born over 2000 years ago, working as a mercenary for the Roman Empire. In my free time, I would fornicate with all the women I captured as slaves from the preceding raids. Life would have been so much simpler.
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LegateLanius on scored.co
24 days ago3 points(+0/-0/+3Score on mirror)1 child
I would have you fired from the Legion, and you have to find work as a Fiend or Great Khan instead.
24 days ago3 points(+0/-0/+3Score on mirror)1 child
Jeets died off after the great war because without consistent access to cow shit, due to the collapse of agriculture, their manure reactors that power them shut down
You know what's funny? Fallout 1/2 actually have the character my boss calls Queen Tandi of the NCR. Her dad, Aradesh the Jeet, has you go rescue her in the first game.
Something even funnier? The chem jet is made from the gas of drug fed cows crap. India would love living in Fallout, and the bombs would probably improve their country a little.
They probably would accept him, until he starts cooking the chems with the same unsanitary techniques he cooked curry with. Then they would banish him.
Something even funnier? The chem jet is made from the gas of drug fed cows crap. India would love living in Fallout, and the bombs would probably improve their country a little.