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You know we're cooked when an investment firm that makes money off trading fees and convincing you to gamble money on stocks is running a whole ad campaign that says, in essence, *"Eh, just be happy to be alive. You got a family? You're rich already. That number in your head that you need to retire? Yeah, forget about that. Better make the most of the health you have now and enjoy what you can!"*

I'm guessing we're still not allowed to say the hard "R" word -- *Recession!*