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All my homies hate javascript
Proud to say I recognize at most three objects of focus in that image
I wish i was engaged eventually but no not yet.
Oh well. At least I am not divorce raped.
Right now i just wanna focus on muh cyberspace clout.
When i do find a mate, she preferably needs to be a young christfag who grew up away from (((society))). Maybe an amish gell.
As a demon, i have 0 attraction to my fellow demons.
I am only attracted to youth, innocence, and purity.
You would not catch me DEAD with a yenta, an atheist liberal whore, or a dune coon whore.
Or a beast of th' fields(sheeboon), but that goes without saying lol.
Oh well. At least I am not divorce raped.
Right now i just wanna focus on muh cyberspace clout.
When i do find a mate, she preferably needs to be a young christfag who grew up away from (((society))). Maybe an amish gell.
As a demon, i have 0 attraction to my fellow demons.
I am only attracted to youth, innocence, and purity.
You would not catch me DEAD with a yenta, an atheist liberal whore, or a dune coon whore.
Or a beast of th' fields(sheeboon), but that goes without saying lol.
> As a demon
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by this?
I am a defiled creature.
I am pure evil.
There can be no redemption for me.
I was not my choice.
Either i was born a demon, or i was transformed and mutilated into one shortly after I was imprisoned in this wretched solar system.
I strongly identify with fallen angels, ergo, I must be one.
I was a moderstor(angel) at 6 subreddits(Heavenly Kingdoms) that each had thousands of members(faithful souls).
Only ONE of those positions do i still possess. The rest were taken away for no reason. Not only that, but my fellow angels(moderators) hate me and censor and ban me for no reason at all. They and they technobarons(gods) are my worst enemies.
Ergo, i am LITERALLY a fallen angel(moderator).
The moderators are the angels if cyberspace.
I... AM THE OPPOSITE.
I am cursed to forever be... a demon.
I am pure evil.
There can be no redemption for me.
I was not my choice.
Either i was born a demon, or i was transformed and mutilated into one shortly after I was imprisoned in this wretched solar system.
I strongly identify with fallen angels, ergo, I must be one.
I was a moderstor(angel) at 6 subreddits(Heavenly Kingdoms) that each had thousands of members(faithful souls).
Only ONE of those positions do i still possess. The rest were taken away for no reason. Not only that, but my fellow angels(moderators) hate me and censor and ban me for no reason at all. They and they technobarons(gods) are my worst enemies.
Ergo, i am LITERALLY a fallen angel(moderator).
The moderators are the angels if cyberspace.
I... AM THE OPPOSITE.
I am cursed to forever be... a demon.
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