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Bob: Let's move on to a Vlad the Impaler. He's a real straight shooter. He has upper management written all over him.
Lun(((BERG))) : hmmm I don't know about that . He's been having problems with his TPS reports and is antisemitic
Bob: the problem isn't with Vlad the Impaler. We believe you've done this 109 times before.
Lun(((BERG))) : hmmm I don't know about that . He's been having problems with his TPS reports and is antisemitic
Bob: the problem isn't with Vlad the Impaler. We believe you've done this 109 times before.
Browsing the forums on the company dime is one thing. But the daydrinking? On the clock?
You really *are* upper management material.
You really *are* upper management material.
I drive trucks and listen to Blood $atellite
TP Report = Tip Penis Reports
jews hired me to keep accounting of their circumcised tipped penises
We then turn it into facial cream and sell It to roasties like Sandra bullock
jews hired me to keep accounting of their circumcised tipped penises
We then turn it into facial cream and sell It to roasties like Sandra bullock
If there's a dime or dollar to be made from animal waste products, the jew is doing it.
> Placenta cream is a skincare product made with placental extracts, often sourced from animals like sheep or pigs, and sometimes from humans (though less commonly). These extracts are claimed to offer benefits like promoting skin regeneration, reducing wrinkles, and improving skin tone and texture by moisturizing, tightening, and rejuvenating the skin.
> Placenta cream is a skincare product made with placental extracts, often sourced from animals like sheep or pigs, and sometimes from humans (though less commonly). These extracts are claimed to offer benefits like promoting skin regeneration, reducing wrinkles, and improving skin tone and texture by moisturizing, tightening, and rejuvenating the skin.
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Sure. Well I usually get here at least 15 minutes late. I use the side door so Lun(((BERG))) doesn't see me ... After that I sort of just laugh at racist memes for an hour. I name jews, but it looks like I'm working. In a given week I probably only do 15 minutes of actual real work, which is still more than your DEI hires
Bob: wow. Can you tell us more?
You see Bob. It's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care. It's a problem with motivation . I know if I work hard, as the white man I will be scapegoated anyways. I know that niggers faggots pajeets shit skins will get promoted despite their uselessness.
Bob: whoa, what if we offered you some sort of stock option equity share sort of thing?
I don't know I guess. Well I gotta go. I hope your layoffs go well