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Consume "chapter books." (media.scored.co)
posted 9 months ago by EJGeneric on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +78Score on mirror )
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CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
9 months ago 30 points (+0 / -0 / +30Score on mirror ) 4 children
I've never even heard of them described as 'chapter books.'
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Erase99 on scored.co
9 months ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror ) 2 children
Woe is our future, it will be left in the hands of people who have phrases like "chapter books".
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CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
9 months ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 1 child
But don't graphic novels and long mangas also have chapters? A chapter is just a part.
exarch on scored.co
9 months ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
He was desperately searching for a term that meant, “only words; no pictures” and he definitely didn’t want to call it “a normal book”
CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
9 months ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
If he read more books he might know more words to describe them.
XBX_X on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Idiot! Do those books teach you how to make exaggerated faces and audible expressions for social interactions? No! 🙄
XBX_X on scored.co
9 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Bingo! 🤣
StoicSnowPlow on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
My kids called them chapter books in first grade.
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TheAnon on scored.co
9 months ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror )
I remember that term from early elementary school. Moving from literal children's bedtime type story books to books with chapters, i.e. chapter books, was something that was applauded for five and six year old kids. But very shortly after that we shifted to just calling them books because all books except toddler books have chapters.
ScandinavianWhite on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Me either, and I don't watch or read manga or amine, is that even considered a book? I thought it was what Japanese and neck beard incels jerked off to.
Fabius on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
You probably have, but were so young you forgot.
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ChippingToe on scored.co
9 months ago 17 points (+0 / -0 / +17Score on mirror )
See now this is high quality bait 🎣
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Hoobeejoo on scored.co
9 months ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 1 child
What the fuck is a "Chapter Book".
EJGeneric on scored.co
9 months ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
A book without pictures.
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Hoobeejoo on scored.co
9 months ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror )
So...a book. God help us all
deleted 9 months ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
brsafb on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
I have this in the "talkie book" format but haven't start it yet...
CharcoalWyrm on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
"Talkie book" got an audible laugh out of me!
HEXEN on scored.co
9 months ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Good God. Are peoples imaginations truly that shot?

I know the inner monologue statistic is depressing. I wonder how many people have a legitimate imagination...
ScipioAfricanus1911 on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Reading jeet anon's weeb bullshit made me realize that just like so many other things that are near non-existent now, imagination will be a thing of the past without aggressive course correction. On this foul trajectory, future generations would look at being able to conjure words, images, sounds, and ideas in one's own mind as some far fetched superpower like telekinesis.

Part of why I love reading books far more than any (((entertainment))) that involves a screen (in addition to the obvious: it's the least kiked medium there is, especially older books) is because the scenes my mind is able to weave from well written words is far more fleshed out than any where the imagery is done for you.

Reading "chapter books" (new dumbest phrase ever found) requires more of the person doing the reading than any comic book/manga, tv show, movie, or video goom. So no wonder it's an activity only old farts and anachronisms like myself still engage in; the majority of people are missing the necessary tools: patience, attention span, intelligence, inner voice, and imagination.
JoePutin on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I think its already around 50% of people that cant visualize or have an inner monologue. Makes one wonder what other skills humanity has lost over millenia.
Zrupsloohg on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Reject fictionslop, consume over 5,000 years of real history, people and ideologies.
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CatoTheElder on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
In the land of the illiterate, the trash novel reader is king.
EJGeneric on scored.co
9 months ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
I read a few Deen Koontz and Piers Anthony books as a lad. Even trash novels are way deeper than most comics & manga.
BlueDrache on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
The *Xanth* novels, as formulaic as they all are, are more in depth than a comic.

The seven book *Blue Adept* series is great, too, except for the lesbian Brown Wizard. I love the Proton/Phaze dynamic.

Oh, and the *Incarnations of Immortality* is a fun romp, too.

Koontz ... I only read *Phantoms*.

If you want a real mind-fuck, try Clive Barker's *Weaveworld*. Get it at a used bookstore, though, because Barker's a flaming faggot.

LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
what is a chapter book in this context? yes i understand "a book that has chapters" but does he mean a text only book or something?
EJGeneric on scored.co
9 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
A book with words, paragraphs, sentence structure and chapters.
LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 2 children
so just a text only book, normal people call those books or novels. who call it a "chapter book"?
HerrBBQ on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
I definitely remember when we advanced from toddler picture books to text-only books in early elementary school, they were referred to as "chapter books". But yeah by the time I was in middle school, everyone just called them "books".
EJGeneric on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Someone raised on a screen/tablet or someone trying to be cute.
AgnosticTemplar on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I had kind of a reaction like this when I picked up a 'light novel'. I was expecting something like a novella, but the goddamn thing read like it was stitched together from thousands of tweets.
TiredDad on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Took me a second to comprehend the green text. When I hear the word "book" in my mind it's a book, with words, not some graphics
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