9 days ago9 points(+0/-0/+9Score on mirror)2 children
I got forklift certified once, I watched a 10 minute video mashed random answers to the test until it let me pass.
Forklift certified is just an excuse for the company to say you were trained, so they can avoid lawsuits.
I know fuckall about a forklift nor do I want to. But I can show certification! Because I watched the 10 minute video!
I also know how to fly a plane because I play flight sims. I want my airline license, I want to fly an Airbus A380. I did it once in a game. I crashed it landing, but I am qualified for pasengers.
Not enough flaps while landing, too much speed, I bounced and broke my landing gear, but everyone lived!
I drove a variety of electric forklifts including loading palettes on trucks, using the palette scales, and a sideways job that could pick palettes of the top warehouse rack 20+ feet above.
no one was certified. we were all temp labor and no one ever asked. my supervisor went out to his truck to get drunk every lunch break.
no one ever got hurt although I wouldn't exactly call it a safe workplace without close calls.
Forklift certified is just an excuse for the company to say you were trained, so they can avoid lawsuits.
I know fuckall about a forklift nor do I want to. But I can show certification! Because I watched the 10 minute video!
I also know how to fly a plane because I play flight sims. I want my airline license, I want to fly an Airbus A380. I did it once in a game. I crashed it landing, but I am qualified for pasengers.
Not enough flaps while landing, too much speed, I bounced and broke my landing gear, but everyone lived!
Did they train you using a real Jew?
I am not Jew certified yet. Though I do have some work on the simulator.
no one was certified. we were all temp labor and no one ever asked. my supervisor went out to his truck to get drunk every lunch break.
no one ever got hurt although I wouldn't exactly call it a safe workplace without close calls.