Did you know the ducks at the park have no right to privacy? I cockblocked 27 ducks this week.
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Someone should tell her that male ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews.
Then tell her echidnas have four separate penis heads, known as a quadrifid penis, and ask her if she wants to go the theater and watch a quadruple-header of Sonic 2 & 3.
Just watch her head spin until smoke shoots out of her ears.
Then tell her echidnas have four separate penis heads, known as a quadrifid penis, and ask her if she wants to go the theater and watch a quadruple-header of Sonic 2 & 3.
Just watch her head spin until smoke shoots out of her ears.
Damn, so that duck was raping the other one like 4 times at once!
Echidnas are related to hedgehogs. Knuckles is an echidna. That's the reference for the quadruple-header joke about Sonic 2 & 3. Knuckles appears in both movies.
American women are truly a lost cause
If you think American women are bad, try Canada, UK, New Zealand, Australia, Germany or well... anywhere else... They're worse.
no, not really. it's women being women as they have always been. but now they are free of males keeping them in check. and in fact much of it was protestants fucking things up since the late 1800s. also jews, but weak men with weak ideas just as much to blame.
To be fair, most women have the sense to shut their mouths so as to not remove doubt.
The only women you hear speaking are the ones too dumb to understand this concept.
The only women you hear speaking are the ones too dumb to understand this concept.
it's amazing how much you guys are fighting about which White women are the worst in the world when we all know damn well that no flavor of shitskin compares to even the fattest trailer trash that Whites have to offer. you'd still rather try to fix 90kg Kayley than go with Ugbwingwa from the Congo or get sucked dry and divorced by Nhi Nguyen after she has her visa, and you know it.
Ducks love rape, it's how they reproduce!
They really do.
Female mallards and other wildfowl have evolved vaginas with spiral channels, dead-end pouches, and twists that run in the opposite direction to the male’s penis. These features are a series of barriers and obstacles within the vaginal canal that make forced copulation difficult and help prevent fertilization by unwanted males.
Female mallards and other wildfowl have evolved vaginas with spiral channels, dead-end pouches, and twists that run in the opposite direction to the male’s penis. These features are a series of barriers and obstacles within the vaginal canal that make forced copulation difficult and help prevent fertilization by unwanted males.
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