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I, Chief Rabbi Schlomo Moshe Circumstein-Gaschamburg, feel particularly oppressed by this anti-Semitic, fascist Nazi Hitler bird. The world is so anti-semitic that even the birds are now little flying Hitlers! We need to shut all this anti-Semitism down, we need to shut it all down!

Just look at him! He clearly wants to pluck twelve gazillion Jewish eyeballs out with his beak! He clearly wants to perform six gazillion circumcisions with his claws! (Well, I don't mind if he does that part, so long as I end up with a lifetime's supply of foreskins.) He will soon be wearing jackboots and goose-stepping in them and curb-stomping Jews with them!

It is such a terrible time to be a Jew. We need a new Iron Dome that can shoot down these little flying Nazi Hitler birds before they can commit horrific anti-Semitic hate crimes like the one in this video. The birds have joined in with all of the other anti-Semites in committing Holocaust after Holocaust against us!

Can I post this next?

Three year old video though 🫤