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Their weakness is being called old. Who knew the generation to coin the phrase "don't trust anyone over 30" would turn 30? The women wish they didn't look like ugly sacks of shit, and the men wish they could still attract 21 year old gym blondes. That's how you get to a boomer.

I can smell the reverse mortgages through the screen.

…….with no inheritance to at least attempt to escape it.

To be fair to the boomers, it was the goyest gen that did this, the boomers are just continuing their parents treason because they were completely indoctrinated from birth to see the goyest generation as saints who could do no wrong, and not the most wicked generation since the Giants of old that they actually were. For instance, the oldest boomer would have been in his early 20s when the treasonous 1965 Hart-Cellar act was passed, and not eligible to vote because the age hadnt been changed tp 18 yet. Dont get me wrong, boomers still sat by and cheered the destruction of their homeland, but they did it out of ignorance, whereas the goyest generation *didnt have that excuse*.