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The classic Spyro trilogy is encoded Hyperborean scripture, just look at the lore. All the villains are jew allegories, and if you look closer you can see that the furry bastards in RR and YotD are also jews (in the case of RR they brought Spyro into the mess in the first place, and look at YotD, Spyro is trying to save his race from extinction and this cheetah jew called hunter is holding one of the dragon eggs hostage in order to get Spyro to basically do circus tricks, that's quite jewish and even some redditors sort of notice that)

Also, notice the skyboxes? Sometimes you'll see multiple moons, sometimes you'll see a ringed planet, etc; that means the dragons are at least interplanetary, and because the odds of there being that many habitable worlds in the same solar system (w/o demiurgic engineering of course) are so low, that'd mean the dragons are interstellar or can terraform, therefore are probably also interstellar. Their use of stargate/portal technology backs this up.

The level gnasty's loot has a ringed planet in the skybox. The villain's lair has a ringed planet? Makes grug think.

Then you go to the Legend of Spyro trilogy, and Spyro, because he's the Purple Dragon, is basically destined to be the savior of his race, and later develops the ability to control time (because he has control over the Aether)

So if you amplify the signal and filter off the noise, Spyro is an Aryan dragon who has saved his interstellar spacefaring race from various sorts of jews multiple times and who has so much Vril that he can literally control time.

*I* dont understand any of it, but then again I also never got to play through spyro.

I nigger rigged this in 2022 back when I was still slightly retarded and liked using a heckin pixelated font with no antialiasing

Is it a bit patronizing towards oyvey.niggers?

Wasn't Saint Tarrant also a Spyro appreciator?