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posted 22 days ago by XBX_X on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +62Score on mirror )
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Hard_R on scored.co
22 days ago 19 points (+0 / -0 / +19Score on mirror ) 2 children
I just spent 30 min on this girl's x. She's hilarious. Based too, fully J based.
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XBX_X on scored.co
21 days ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 2 children
You know how hard it is to find a genuinely funny woman?
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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
21 days ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 3 children
lots of female comedians resort to jokes about their private parts and get too vulgar and it ruins it.
XBX_X on scored.co
21 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
[I don't know what you're talking about, you sexist pig!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAoaA6J4-c)
systemthrowaway on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
As if they'd be funny without being vulgar
deleted 21 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
19 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Because these are all stolen jokes. Look where she is from as well. Complete skinwalker.
whatlike_withacloth on scored.co
21 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
[I love the whole bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMV11WDJ9qE) but the vaccine joke ~58s kills me. The delivery/hang out is really what makes it.

After the Sandra Bernhards and Sarah Silvermans and Amy Schumers of the "comedienne" realm, Leonarda Jonie is a breath of fresh air.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
19 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
They are literally all meme jokes lifted from muh altright websites.
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PurestEvil on scored.co
22 days ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 1 child
Those who do good food are Orientals. But apparently you don't need to have billions of them invade your country as they rape your women, kill and loot your people and drain your welfare.
AryanHero on scored.co
22 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
Mhmmmm, dog wantasu is so dericious.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
NGL i would have zero qualms eating a pitbull

Toddlaro maulero Udon season'd with TND sauce
systemthrowaway on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
You'd have qualms once you tasted it
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
20 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
One time i got served a dog in a Chinese buffet (at least it tasted like a rotwieler or something like that) its chewy like beef

Not as good as beef, but edible

Though at that moment back then i was royally pissed and i demanded a refund

Those dirty chinks called me crazy and insisted they used real beef

I demanded them to show me the kitchen and they just refused, saying i can just leave

So i left, i'm telling you man it was a dog for sure
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
22 days ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 5 children
White people are just fucking lazy

In reality nons food is just regular European food, overspiced, and made with the lowest possible standards

I made guac with home using morter and pestle, added FRESH spices and FRESH meat of the highest quality (tenderloin) and cut it into small bits, added fresh Portobello mushrooms cooked in olive oil and tiny sliced bell peppers

Added everything in a three grain tortilla made by OG beaners (from spain) and put it in the oven to be extra crispy

Wrapped with baking paper then cut and served

Now while it was the best tortilla i ever made, it was also insanely time consuming

if muttmericans weren't overworked to death they'd actually set aside an hour for cooking and be a lot thinner
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they-see-me-trollin on scored.co
21 days ago 17 points (+0 / -0 / +17Score on mirror ) 3 children
> FRESH spices

there was that one lady who put up a recipe video, used fresh garlic and fresh onion, fresh herbs... and they had the gall to say she didn't season her food.

these people are retarded.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
Legitimately check out her channel

She has great recipes there and she's a genuine good woman
HerrBBQ on scored.co
21 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Because garlic, onion, and herbs are European seasoning. When nons say "seasoning", they mean spice, specifically the nasty spices that cover up the taste of rotting food.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
19 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
No, they specifically mentioned lawrys like every 3rd post
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
19 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/zoe-barries-cooking-advice-seasoning-police
they-see-me-trollin on scored.co
19 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
lol, and look how they go off slandering her as racist, when she said nothing about race
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
21 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
I keep lots of my herbs in pots by my door ways. That way i pass them every day in or out of my house and mind enough attention to them to pick them when they look good and ripe or water them and keep the herbs replenishing. My herb plants don't like direct sun so on the corner of a roof top or under a soffit works.

So i have mint and rosemary and cilantro and basil right there for the picking

I like to chew the mint leaves. Tastes like spearmint gum but fresh
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
What was so time consuming? Sounds like a delicious meal but pretty simple.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Because that is the fucking ESSENCE of fine dining

Quality ingredients hand-crafted and processed into perfection

Granted i don't make this any day, or any week, but when i feel like eater beaner food i will make said food without the beaners
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I understand you described quality ingredients that were properly prepared, it just doesnt seem time consuming to me, but then again I was a chef for 8 years so I chop chop like a machine.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
I take my time to slice the meat evenly

Too thin and it gets burned, too thick and it will be inconsistent

Speaking of chef-work

What kinds of fancy gourmet cusine has thine hands created?
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I usually just keep it super simple, I rotate through different proteins and veg, most often just pan seared, but I also try to go through the list of all the famous dishes from around the world. This past weekend I made Okonomiyaki, japanese savory pancakes with shrimp and bacon. I think my family would say my smoked pork and brisket with all the southern sides are what I'm best at.
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Sorry if I came off as argumentative or discouraging by the way, I just always tell people cooking really isnt that complicated or time consuming.
XBX_X on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
> OG beaners (from spain)

I hope you're being facetious. Italians descend from Spaniards, who partially descend from the Scottish.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I'm both jesting and being casually racist

(The best kind 😉)
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Sounds like a lot of trouble to make a three star version of spic goyslop.

Would rather just eat human food: steak and eggs.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I make steak everyweek, it gets boring fast

Sometimes when you're craving you're going to deliver on those craving with European craftsmanship
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
21 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
There’s your problem. You think food is for entertainment.
systemthrowaway on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
God gave us taste buds for a reason, same reason he made us enjoy music.
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Enjoy the goyslop then, I guess. I prefer food as fuel.
brsafb on scored.co
21 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
Mexican food is the same handful of ingredients just cooked in slightly different ways...

Now you can't unsee it
XBX_X on scored.co
21 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I've known that for a long time. They learned it from the French.
deleted 21 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
21 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
I like to add more flavors to the food. So i try to "spice it up" by adding more ingredients. Like you said, hitting more taste buds sending more signals to your brain.

Also brining thick cuts of meat like london broil or roasts adds lots of flavor.
derkevevin on scored.co
22 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
lmaooo
AnotherAlt on scored.co
21 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Shes albanian
XBX_X on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
That's basically Italian, right? 😁
AnotherAlt on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
More like slav
XBX_X on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
She's a hottie either way!
gkb87 on scored.co
21 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
The reason Indians and Hispanics use spices is because they need to mask the flavor of rotten food.
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