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posted 22 days ago by XBX_X on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +62Score on mirror )
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
22 days ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 5 children
White people are just fucking lazy

In reality nons food is just regular European food, overspiced, and made with the lowest possible standards

I made guac with home using morter and pestle, added FRESH spices and FRESH meat of the highest quality (tenderloin) and cut it into small bits, added fresh Portobello mushrooms cooked in olive oil and tiny sliced bell peppers

Added everything in a three grain tortilla made by OG beaners (from spain) and put it in the oven to be extra crispy

Wrapped with baking paper then cut and served

Now while it was the best tortilla i ever made, it was also insanely time consuming

if muttmericans weren't overworked to death they'd actually set aside an hour for cooking and be a lot thinner
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they-see-me-trollin on scored.co
22 days ago 17 points (+0 / -0 / +17Score on mirror ) 3 children
> FRESH spices

there was that one lady who put up a recipe video, used fresh garlic and fresh onion, fresh herbs... and they had the gall to say she didn't season her food.

these people are retarded.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
Legitimately check out her channel

She has great recipes there and she's a genuine good woman
HerrBBQ on scored.co
22 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Because garlic, onion, and herbs are European seasoning. When nons say "seasoning", they mean spice, specifically the nasty spices that cover up the taste of rotting food.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
No, they specifically mentioned lawrys like every 3rd post
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/zoe-barries-cooking-advice-seasoning-police
they-see-me-trollin on scored.co
20 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
lol, and look how they go off slandering her as racist, when she said nothing about race
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
22 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
I keep lots of my herbs in pots by my door ways. That way i pass them every day in or out of my house and mind enough attention to them to pick them when they look good and ripe or water them and keep the herbs replenishing. My herb plants don't like direct sun so on the corner of a roof top or under a soffit works.

So i have mint and rosemary and cilantro and basil right there for the picking

I like to chew the mint leaves. Tastes like spearmint gum but fresh
Weematanyeh on scored.co
22 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
What was so time consuming? Sounds like a delicious meal but pretty simple.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Because that is the fucking ESSENCE of fine dining

Quality ingredients hand-crafted and processed into perfection

Granted i don't make this any day, or any week, but when i feel like eater beaner food i will make said food without the beaners
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I understand you described quality ingredients that were properly prepared, it just doesnt seem time consuming to me, but then again I was a chef for 8 years so I chop chop like a machine.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
I take my time to slice the meat evenly

Too thin and it gets burned, too thick and it will be inconsistent

Speaking of chef-work

What kinds of fancy gourmet cusine has thine hands created?
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I usually just keep it super simple, I rotate through different proteins and veg, most often just pan seared, but I also try to go through the list of all the famous dishes from around the world. This past weekend I made Okonomiyaki, japanese savory pancakes with shrimp and bacon. I think my family would say my smoked pork and brisket with all the southern sides are what I'm best at.
Weematanyeh on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Sorry if I came off as argumentative or discouraging by the way, I just always tell people cooking really isnt that complicated or time consuming.
XBX_X on scored.co
22 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
> OG beaners (from spain)

I hope you're being facetious. Italians descend from Spaniards, who partially descend from the Scottish.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I'm both jesting and being casually racist

(The best kind 😉)
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
22 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Sounds like a lot of trouble to make a three star version of spic goyslop.

Would rather just eat human food: steak and eggs.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I make steak everyweek, it gets boring fast

Sometimes when you're craving you're going to deliver on those craving with European craftsmanship
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
21 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
There’s your problem. You think food is for entertainment.
systemthrowaway on scored.co
21 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
God gave us taste buds for a reason, same reason he made us enjoy music.
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
21 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Enjoy the goyslop then, I guess. I prefer food as fuel.
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