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Rise of the kanglike genre (media.scored.co)
posted 22 days ago by defaultskin on scored.co (+1 / -0 / +67Score on mirror )
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Lord_Cthulhu on scored.co
22 days ago 24 points (+0 / -0 / +24Score on mirror ) 2 children
Those artifacts are in those museums to protect them from the violent people that live in the places the artifacts came from.

Aren't they just providing proof the artifacts should stay where they are?
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Verfassungsschmutz on scored.co
22 days ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror ) 1 child
Videos games exist to allow people to indulge in unrealistic fantasies. Since running and looting are commonplace for blacks, the fantasy being indulged here is clearly them being able to preserve those artifacts on their own.
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Lord_Cthulhu on scored.co
22 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Lolololol
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defaultskin on scored.co
15 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
No, they should all be taken to a private warehouse made out of mud (that's actually in the game)
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WoodchipperSchool on scored.co
22 days ago 21 points (+0 / -0 / +21Score on mirror ) 1 child
Shaniqua the Museum raider.


Of course the black version of Lara Croft would be stealing them from museums, rather than recovering them for the world to see.

They just can't help but to steal.
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Verfassungsschmutz on scored.co
22 days ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 1 child
DEATHLOOP probably did a better job at combatting black stereotypes than this game, because the protagonist is a black father who's trying to reunite with his estranged daughter.

But of course, that game was made by white people.
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SomeRandoZebra on scored.co
22 days ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror ) 1 child
nobody cares about black representation more than white idiots. even blacks don't care, they just want to fuck and fight, and probably vanishingly few of them play any other videogames than NBA 2K and Madden. mayyybe some GTA but now that the protagonists are white and mexican, I doubt they'll give a fuck.
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Verfassungsschmutz on scored.co
22 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Yeah that's probably why the game bombed as hard as it did.

It's not even a bad game, but likely too complicated for blacks (there's riddles to solve) and too blackwashed for whites.
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BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
21 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
That explains why it always seems to be on a dirt cheap discount on sites selling bundled steam keys.
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Verfassungsschmutz on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
It’s been on giveaway on Epic at least twice now, despite being a triple A title that’s barely four years old. And the gameplay is actually quite solid, so it must be the story or the characters that are turning people off.
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Breadpilled on scored.co
22 days ago 19 points (+0 / -0 / +19Score on mirror ) 1 child
Coon Raider
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WoodchipperSchool on scored.co
22 days ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
I bet she has a special perk that she can call a guard who catches her racist, and they lose their job and she walks out of the museum with Malcolm X's wisdom teeth.
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cis_scum on scored.co
22 days ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror )
Looks like every other AAA game released in the last ten years. All of mainstream western culture now revolves around worshipping either blacks or jews.
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Erase99 on scored.co
22 days ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror )
>Game about sub-saharan africans asserting their culture
 

>Point of the game is to steal
 
 What did they mean by this?
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Enygger_Tzu on scored.co
22 days ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
We wuz niggerz in spez n shieeeet!
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systemthrowaway on scored.co
22 days ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror )
I thought this was a meme wtf it's real
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TiredDad on scored.co
22 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
Artifacts? The mud pie and the crude bow?
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Coronelington on scored.co
22 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
we have no use for those artifacts for the most part anyway, i'd melt them down unless theres a good excuse not to. good luck getting them then, looter kangz
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Tourgen on scored.co
22 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
the triple hoop earing. impressive. not satisfied with the 5" single hoop prostitute's earing. i dunno what this means. can she fit 3 dicks in her mouth at once or what?
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they-see-me-trollin on scored.co
21 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
they make all the women wear that, saves time when you want to do some target practice because they're already set up.

it's why you always know the race when you hear "17 injured, 0 dead in this urban shooting" though... idiots aiming at peoples' fucking earlobes.
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derkevevin on scored.co
21 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Shieeeeet u/#tyrone
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BlackPillBot on scored.co
22 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
As a native who lived through Katrina, the first thing that comes to mind is

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lootie
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BillboDickens on scored.co
22 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Blacks make their first game about stealing
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llamatr0n on scored.co
21 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
afro-futuristic

they still live in a mud hut and keep their loot in holes dug into the wall

good job
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systemthrowaway on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
>👨‍🔬🛸⏱️ Greetings, what year is it?

>🐵🛖 Me thinks 2840s?

>👨‍🔬 Wtf
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KingSweyn on scored.co
20 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Only Whites and east Asians do this thing called "civilizational advancement".

For the rest, 2000 CE may as well be 2000 BCE.
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systemthrowaway on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
CE? BCE? Why use subversive jewish terms?
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USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
21 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
So basically Killmonger
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KingSweyn on scored.co
20 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Unofficial Yasuke Simulator sequel
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