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I honestly wish baggers were still a thing. I did that for two years during highschool, and loved it. I did that, and when it slowed up a bit I did cart retrieval, and I was damn good at both. I know it’s not saying much, but I made all the niggers I worked with look like the lazy inefficient impediments they were. I loved making the shoppers smile with jokes, and compliments as I bagged their groceries, and always actually felt like I was brightening peoples days.

I probably shouldn’t say this because I’ll age myself, but this was back when you actually had to ask paper or plastic. God damn, has the world changed in so many ways since then.