Happy Towel Day! Because it’s an objectively good thing George Floyd is dead and the only possibly solution for the white race is for his entire species to follow him.
# [Patron Saint](https://jmp.sh/uIhrmw87)
There was once a day our patron saint,
Sir Fentanyl Floyd, he met his fate.
The fire burns within our chest
For our nigger friend we loved the best.
You’ll feel the heat from the fires burn.
Our nigger friends will not be spurned.
Floyd! Fentanyl Floyd!
Our patron saint, Sir Fentanyl Floyd!
Fentanyl Floyd!
Everybody loves this groid!
A pregnant woman, who even cares?
Counterfeit cash, the rest can spare.
The knee against the back of his chest
Upon yet another arrest.
Floyd! Fentanyl Floyd!
Our patron saint, Sir Fentanyl Floyd!
Fentanyl Floyd!
(Everybody!) Everybody loves this groid!