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Imagine going to a Disney theme park as a childless adult. It makes me cringe almost as much as 30 year old chicks going "beatlemania" over Taylor Swift's era tour.

I remember seeing concert DVD advertisements for oldies musicians where a bunch of old people on stage and in the audience were pretending they're 18 again and I thought it was super weird. Now millennials are just on a fast track to be cringey boomers, only instead of being cringey when they're 65, they're cringey when they're 35.

If birth control was handed out like Skittles to the younger boomers and gen x, a lot of us wouldn't be here because they would just be 1-2 generations earlier than the millennials.