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China should seize this golden opportunity to destroy all of the filthy curry-chugging *gālí rén*. The problem is that they clearly have many million Weapons of Mass Defecation (WMDs) at their disposal.

While they're distracted by Pakistan, we will fill the Ganges with enough curry that the entire Indian military will find it irresistable. The entire Indian military will be devouring Ganges soup in no time at all. We expect that they might even dry up the river.

Chinese forces will then launch a campaign of mass devastation, while Indian forces launch a campaign of mass defecation.

But the curry that we will deploy will be... far from mild, to say the least. Their Curry Processing Units (CPUs) will soon overload and meltdown. The resulting explosions will destroy most of India. Their deaths at the hands of our forces will be clean, quick and painless; their defecations, by contrast, filthy, slow and painful. World War Poo will end in a decisive victory for the PLA.