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Once, American eat. Now, American't eat. But somehow still almost half obese!

Me? I eat bat, cat, battered cat, all sorts of things deep-fried in fresh sewer oil. Still less obese than Americans.

Why Americans eat so much slop like High Fructose Corn Syrup, Red 40? Because it cheap! But somehow slop still expensive.

And libertarian attitudes to food! It all come down to individual responsibility, it bigly bad if state regulate food.

Then I understand why so obese. Even a little slop contains big fat and big sugar. Trans fats are the worst fats. People must be careful to avoid fat trannies. They can get in your food and do all sorts of things.

RFK not much good, but least he is doing some things right, like getting rid of Red 6 by 2027. I only like two things about the second Trump Administration so far: tariffs and some of the Make America Healthy Again agenda.

I hope that Americans stop fattening up, because America might capsize if the weight on it becomes too heavy, just like my nigger Hank Johnson said about Guam. Guam probably already had too many obese people on it back then. Many Pacific Islander peoples have high rates of obesity. Some even majority obese. So he was right to be worried. He not even so bad because at least he called Israelis 'termites'.

Australia, Canada, etc. already banned many of these additives decades ago. Quebec, unlike the rest of Canada, also banned junk food advertising directed at children. Quebec is also the least obese part of Canada. One doesn't need to have the mind of a Confucius to see the connection there.

Even pig eat better than American. If I put this $444 worth of goyslop in his trough, he will bite my hand and say: 'Master, I cannot eat three lots of "Chicken and Cheese Tamales" and any "Burritos Bean Rice and Che(ese)", because they belong in the obese spics' trough and not in mine. It is not fit for a pig.' Well, I will go and feed them to my obese spics, then.

But then he will say: 'Master, I cannot eat "Chocolate Hold The Cone!", because I cannot hold the cone.' Well, I will go and feed all "Hold The Cones!" to my obese spics, too! I did not feed them to my obese niggers, because they were getting excited that I would feed them drug 'cones'.

But then he will say: 'Master, I cannot eat three lots of "Korean Style Beef Short", because I am not Asian'. Well, I will go and feed all three of them to my obese Asians.

But then he will say: 'Master, why did you buy me "Just a Handful of Almond". I want "Just a *Mountain* of Almond". Besides, I suspect that you are trying to fatten me up so that you can later deep-fry me in sewer oil and then eat me.' Well, I will assure him that, if I wanted to deep-fry anyone, it would be one of my obese greasy beaners, because they are already so well fattened up and the beaner is indeed greasy and the pan wouldn't even require any oiling. Then, I will go and feed all of the remaining slop, keeping the few organic fruits, to my obese Asians and spics and buy him just a mountain of almonds. As for my obese niggers, they are fine on a diet of fentanyl.

Then he will say: 'Master, you have learned a great lesson today. What is fit for an American is not fit for a pig. Buy $444 worth of slop for your Americans whenever you like, but you only need to buy almonds and organic fruits for me.'