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We installed a high-end, dotriaconta-core, 100,000 niggahertz fentanyl processing unit into this *haak-gwai*. That's a full 32 fentanyl cores processing millions of fentanyl operations per second, running the NegrOS operating system. Our intent was to put an entire drug laboratory in his head for the purpose of conducting large pharmacological experiments.

Unfortunately, there was a glitch in NegrOS. When the system receives the instruction 'nigger'... this video captured the end result. The instruction was to restart the operating system, but a programmer high on bath salts put the code for inputting xylazine into the pipeline there instead.

You can imagine what happened next. Each fentanyl core was suddenly bombarded with the xylazine he injected just hours before. They aren't designed for that. Temperatures were reaching critical levels. Caches were completely overloaded with xylazine. Luckily, we managed to reverse the instruction before his fentanyl processing unit had a meltdown. We were worried that the ensuing explosion would be of nuclear proportions.

With this glitch patched, we expect that this *haak-gwai* will be back on TikTok processing fentanyl as a full-time job in no time at all.