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Consooooooooom "Healthy" Gooooooooning (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by BlueDrache on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +50Score on mirror )
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SprinterVanBeethoven on scored.co
1 year ago 31 points (+0 / -0 / +31Score on mirror ) 2 children
Hey, bro can I bum a smoke? "No dude, let's jack each other off instead" - university students in Nebraska. Smh
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whatlike_withacloth on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
Well, they are [the Cornhuskers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0qLEwSZsg&t=32s)
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polskagurom on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
I tought Nebraska still hasn't heard of electricity yet
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dine_eagers on scored.co
1 year ago 23 points (+0 / -0 / +23Score on mirror ) 1 child
"Try it today by yourself *or with a friend* [...]"
What the fuck?
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KingCreamMD on scored.co
1 year ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror ) 1 child
Exactly what a demon would write.
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Well, you see the rainbow, don't you? More demonic mockery of the Noahic Covenant.
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KingCreamMD on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Goddamn I didn't notice, hopefully I'm not getting used to it 💀
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Delon on scored.co
1 year ago 17 points (+0 / -0 / +17Score on mirror ) 2 children
Apply a clothespin instead
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Captain_Raamsley on scored.co
1 year ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 1 child
Legendary ConPro lore
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LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Huh?
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systemthrowaway on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
It's a sn33d legend
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BlackPillBot on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
This shits getting complicated. I mean, I already have to use a tweezers to piss. HALP!!!
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
1 year ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror ) 1 child
Not exercise. Not meditation. Not socializing. Cooming.
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
> *"It's safe and healthy. Go on, do it. DO IT!"* ~ 😈

For centuries it was known as self-abuse. Now it's "safe and healthy."
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Weematanyeh on scored.co
1 year ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 2 children
Future headline:

"Employers sued for not allowing jerk breaks"
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BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 1 child
I would laugh but I'd rather admonish you for attempting to give them ideas.
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whatlike_withacloth on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
"Hey! No jerking outside the designated jerking area!"
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I thought of this exactly. "Hey boss, I'm taking another jerk break."
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Formerlurker92 on scored.co
1 year ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 2 children
You know people can just make signs with other people's logos, right? This was a pretty common prank back when I went
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SprinterVanBeethoven on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
Its fake but it's still funny to make fun of woke college kids.
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Yeah, here's the thing ... the Left are so far fallen this doesn't even hint as a joke. That's how bad it's gotten.
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SprinterVanBeethoven on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Oh I know it. Its ridiculous.
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BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Ayyy Tone ... we godda wet blanket ovah here.
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LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
I have not coomed in 2 months, and I have never smoked. 😁

I hate smokers, they are lung rapist zombies made by the wizards to torture me, the son of beelzebub.
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Tourgen on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
yeah. they're just laughing in our faces now. try not to get demoralized - that's their goal.
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systemthrowaway on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Is this real?
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Alexius_von_Meinong on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
The university could set up a jerk off buddy system so you'd always have a friend to masturbate with.
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