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* Serve niggers more slowly than the rest. Or, if someone gives a modest tip, move them to the top of the queue so that non-tippers are always served last.
* Make people pay before eating. Cash, not credit card (they can cancel their transaction.)
* Absolutely no refunds for any reason whatsoever.
* Membership. If you're a member in good standing, you get service first. If you're not a member or you've misbehaved in the past, you're not welcome at all. Require an introduction to become a member.