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Look up logical fallacies.

Use them all the time. It's your new playbook.

My favorite: Just call people names without even thinking about their arguments at all.

Works like a charm!

Congratulations, you have reached the upper echelons of jewish rationality!

If you want to have a rational argument, you'd actually have to have rational thoughts. I know it is too much to ask for sub-average IQ government employees and jews, though.