Look up logical fallacies.
Use them all the time. It's your new playbook.
My favorite: Just call people names without even thinking about their arguments at all.
Works like a charm!
Congratulations, you have reached the upper echelons of jewish rationality!
If you want to have a rational argument, you'd actually have to have rational thoughts. I know it is too much to ask for sub-average IQ government employees and jews, though.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-is-pilpul-and-why-on_b_507522
... learn the nuances of how they argue.
It's why you must start with a blank slate when you pursue math and logic. You can't trust anything anyone has ever said on the subject because, for all you know, they could've been jews.
Story as old as time.