The jews are going to try to kill us tomorrow. Not only is it 4/20, one of the most significant days for occultists and the date of several horrible historical events, it's Easter Sunday AND the last day of Passover. And for some reason google finds significance in the fact that this is the 13th occurrence of Easter on 4/20 since 1630. Not sure why 1630 is important. And if you've been paying attention, several years ago, the Deagle site predicted like a 80% reduction in the US population in 2025. I don't know about yall, but I'm staying home and keeping electronic devices at arms length or further in case the kikes have put explosives in those too.
Fun fact: Early Christians celebrated Easter every Sunday and called it the Lord's Day, which is how they shifted from Saturday to Sunday worship.