Learning German would be preferable to having to deal with the hoards of illiterate ebonics tier Spanish speakers running around the US now or the jeet speak call center retards that speak "English".
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The reason everyone would talk German is because Germany was the peak of technology, science and culture, and it would have become a second language in Europe. I wouldn't trust Americans to learn a second language though, they already seem to struggle with 1.
Everyone would be speaking German because it would become the trade language if Germany came out on top. Hitler didnt want a global empire, but he did want to emulate great britain to a certain extent and colonize and trade.
Not just one-offs, the entire fucking language. If you compare old English to Frisian, (sometimes) Danish, or Dutch, you can pretty quickly peace together how we figured out where English people came from (The Angles, a part of low lying land in Northern Germany up to the Netherlands and Denmark.)
Even the French origin words are heavily germanicized (And French is pretty celticized for a romance language!), meaning that British people are what happens when a Dane and a Gaul have a kid
I've always found German quite beautiful and pleasant to listen to. French makes my skin crawl and Spanish (as spoken in Spain) sounds low-class. all nice peoples I'm sure.
Stumbled upon this one day.